September 8
I woke up before Meghan and snuggled up against her until her alarm went off, then after she'd made it stop I stuck my head under the covers and when she asked what I was doing I said that I was looking at her bikini wax. It was kind of weird to see, it was like when somepony got a manecut or a new tail-style, it took a while to get used to and then after a few days you couldn't quite remember what they'd looked like before.
I'd just planned to look, but then Meghan reached under my tail and so I had to get her back, and we wound up ignoring her alarm the second time it went off, too. And then even she didn't want to and I didn't want her to, she had to get out of bed or else she would be late to work. She said that it probably wouldn't be bad if she didn't show up because tomorrow was her last day and they couldn't really fire her at this point but I reminded her that it was important to be there because other people depended on her being there and doing her job. Her friend who drove her to work would probably also be mad if she wasn't there at her house.
Meghan said that she'd still rather stay in bed with me, and I couldn't blame her for thinking that, so I kind of slid off the side of the bed and took all the blankets with me. And then Meghan had to get up not only because she was cold but also because I got stuck and she had to untangle me.
When she got the shower going I asked her if she wanted any breakfast and she said that would be nice, so I made oatmeal for both of us, and she had to eat it kind of quick (and I didn't finish mine) so that she wouldn't be late.
While we were walking to her apartment she told me that my toy had come in the mail and she had it her apartment and would bring it over tonight. And she asked if I would need any help moving into my dorm room this weekend, and I said that I was sure that Mister Salvatore and Miss Cherilyn would help, or maybe Aric would if he was back. I didn't know when he was coming back, but surely it would be by Sunday night.
Her friend was already there when we got to her apartment, and before she got in the car she unlocked the front door and asked me if I would take her bag upstairs for her and then lock up before I left and I said that I would.
I nuzzled her thigh and she pet my head and said that she'd see me tonight after work. I put her bag upstairs and then locked the door and thought about what I wanted to do today. I needed to talk to Aric and find out when he was coming back to Kalamazoo. And I also had to see Pastor Liz and then I remembered that I was also going to go to fighting practice which meant I'd be home a little bit late and I should have told Meghan.
So when I got back home the first thing I did was send her a telephone telegram to let her know that I'd be late because of fight practice and she could come by and watch me if she wanted to. And then I sent one to Aric asking him when he was going to come back to Kalamazoo, and I knew that he might not reply right away because when I wasn't there he stayed up really late and woke up late too.
Then I finished my oatmeal which wasn't as good when it was cold, and put on my flight gear. I thought that I ought to fly around town and make sure that there wasn't anything new that I needed to know about, since I'd been gone for a while. And so that meant I'd have to stay kind of low so I didn't get in the way of any airplanes.
I didn't have to tell the airplane directors, but I called them anyway and Dori said that she'd missed me and asked where I was flying today and I said just over town, and that I would stay low. And she gave me clearance for under a thousand feet, so I went out to the balcony and dove off and then climbed up over my neighborhood.
I made a nice leisurely circle around town and it all looked pretty much the same as it had before. And when I got to the east side of town I remembered that the farmer's market was open today so I flew down there even though I didn't really need to get any food since there would be plenty in the dining hall once school started again.
But it was nice to greet everyone and one of the nice women gave me some carrots for free, and I also would have bought some blueberries except that I didn't have anything but the pocket on my flight vest to carry them.
It wasn't too far from the college so maybe I could fly there for some fresh fruit and vegetables for my dorm room, although I'd have to be smart and not buy too much or else it could go bad before I ate it.
When I took off again, I flew back over downtown and then looped around the hotel building just for fun. And then I went a little bit north so I could follow over the railroad tracks until they went by campus.
There were a few cars in the parking lot already, and also parked along the street. Even though I was going to miss all the free time I had to do fun stuff, I was really looking forward to classes starting again and living in the dorm with all my friends.
I flew low over the quad, but I didn't see anybody that I knew. And I thought about flying around some of the dorms and peeking through the windows to see if any of my friends were there but that would have been rude. So once I'd passed by Trowbridge, I climbed enough to be clear of the trees and then flew back home.
I had some leftover casserole for lunch and then I sat in the papasan and read Hosea. God told him to marry a woman and have children, and then told him what to name them. And then she left him for a while but God told him to take her back, even though she liked raisin cakes. And he told her not to be a prostitute any more.
And God was mad at the Israelites again because they hadn't followed his rules even though He had just helped them rebuild Jerusalem and He warned them to change their ways or else they would be punished.
It was all very confusing, because maybe this was near the end of the days that Daniel had seen or maybe this was something that happened before. I wish that the Bible had a calendar in it so that I would know.
I hadn't thought to check my portable telephone, and I guess I hadn't heard it chirping at me when I was flying but I had a couple of new telegrams—one from Meghan saying that she would go to the park to watch me, and one from Aric saying that he would be back home late Sunday night but he didn't know how late, so it was okay if I didn't want to come over.
My ears went up when I heard a squealing noise outside and I looked out the front window and there was a big yellow bus with flashing red lights out there, and Trinity got off of it and I wanted to wave to her but I didn't get the door open in time. And a little bit later another identical bus stopped in the same place and Lindy and Caleb got off that one, and this time I was out on the balcony and Lindy saw me and waved then she hit Caleb with her elbow and he looked up and waved at me, too.
I'd missed them, so I flew down off the balcony and hugged Lindy while Caleb went in to tell Trinity I was there, and I hugged her when she came out.
They wanted to have a snack and then go Pokemon hunting with me, so I waited on my balcony until they came back out of their house and we started going around the neighborhood, but they didn't find anything good. Still, it was a lot of fun to talk with them and spend the afternoon together, and Caleb thought it was really cool that I'd gotten to fly the Dreamliner. And they were sad that I was going to move away and they said that they would tell Jeff to have one more backyard barbeque tomorrow, even though he normally didn't after Labor Day, which had been Monday.
And they said that we ought to meet up during the week, too, and I thought I'd like that. I didn't know when yet because I didn't know what everyone's schedules were, but I said that I'd figure something out. And since I knew fall was coming and then winter I wanted to know if there would still be Pokemons in the winter and Caleb said that there would be, and maybe even new types that liked snow and cold.
They had to be home for dinner and I had to go to see Pastor Liz, so I gave Trinity a ponyback ride back to their house and then hugged her and Lindy and Caleb, too, but only after he looked to see if any of his other friends were watching.
I didn't have enough time to make a proper dinner and I wasn't sure if maybe we'd want to eat leftover casserole for dinner tonight so I didn't eat any of that. I still had lots of hay left even though it was getting a little bit stale, so that's what I had for a snack and then I got my glaive and flew off to see Pastor Liz.
She explained how the Old Testament especially wasn't arranged in the order that things had happened, but in what was called the Septuagint order, which was how the ancient Greeks had decided to organize it. And she said that it was based on the style of the book, and that they were called the narrative books, then the wisdom books, then the books of the prophets. And she said that Hosea had taken place before Ezekiel and Lamentations and Daniel and lots of other books. She said if I remembered King Ahaz, it had happened about ten years before him.
And then we talked about what Daniel's vision meant and she said that it wasn't all clear. She said that some of the events he talked about were historical and some weren't, and that there were things mentioned in it that were either bad translations or wrong on purpose, like King Darius the Mede, who had never existed. She said that in Hebrew, names were sometimes encoded in numbers, but that most scholars thought that those were actual days.
I wanted to know if they'd happened yet or if they were still going to, and she said that they had not, and nobody knew when they would. She reminded me that at the end of Daniel, he was told that no one could see the whole prophecy. And then she said that there were lots of people who sometimes thought that the world was going to end because they'd made some calculation based on the Bible or something else and they were always wrong. She said that one famous man named Harold Camping had made multiple predictions and had been wrong every time.
Then she asked me if I wanted to keep on meeting on Thursdays when school started again, and I said that I did, and I wanted to make sure that I'd finished the whole Bible by the time the winter quarter was over. She said that was ambitious of me but even if I didn't it was okay.
When I got to the park, Stellan and Karla were already there, practicing with each other, and Meghan was watching, so I went over and hugged her and then watched them, too.
After they'd finished, Stellan took off his helmet and asked if I was still interested in doing some hand-to-hand fighting with him and I said that I was.
He said that he'd decided that the best thing to do was put boxing gloves on my hooves, because he couldn't think of anything better. I felt really silly with them on my hooves and I couldn't walk right and the weight was really weird, too. But it was important to keep him safe, and he said that what he wanted me to do was describe what I was going to do and then try and do it in slow motion, and then he'd take a look and see if it was something that he thought we could do together or if it was too dangerous.
Well, it was a lot harder to do some things slowed down, but I knew that he wouldn't be mad if it didn't work quite right, so we did our best.
Bucking was the most obvious thing to start with and that's really good for when someone comes up behind you although most ponies wouldn't be that stupid. And he knew about that but figured out that if I was close enough to hit him he wouldn't have very much defense against it, and that that was something where the defense was to not get in a position where you were at risk.
And he didn't know that I could also box forward with my front hooves, which I showed him next. It was really hard to do when I was standing on two boxing gloves, and I couldn't put all that much force in it because I was afraid that I'd fall. But we practiced it anyway and he decided that he could probably step aside and use an arm block to protect himself.
I showed him some dives, too, 'cause those were really effective, since you could use all your momentum to add to the attack. You had to be careful not to hurt yourself, too, though. And that was a little bit easier to do, because I could fly in slow and then lash out with one of my legs in a mock-kick.
After we'd done that a little bit he put his helmet back on and said that if I wanted to, we could try some of it for real, but he thought there was a good chance that we were both going to wind up with bruises, and I said I was willing to try, so he put on boxing gloves too to help protect me and I flew up and dove at him a couple of times while he tried to figure out what the best block would be, and then I did it still kinda slow but faster than we had been and knocked him on his back.
So he said he hadn't gotten his arms up quick enough and we tried again, and I knocked him on his back again. And then he said that even if he managed to block me he'd probably still fall down and wanted to know how other ponies had defended against attacks like that.
I said that spears planted in the ground worked really well. Or unicorn shield spells.
So then we got to talking about tactics a little bit, 'cause he wanted to know how we could get by those, and I said dropping heavy things worked pretty well, or pushing in a fog so that they couldn't see and then dropping things on them. And the techniques were pretty useful to know anyway because a lot of monsters didn't have weapons besides their size and claws and teeth and if you had a few pegasi, you could usually drive them off, even if you couldn't actually hurt them.
He showed me a couple of his punches and I didn't really have a good defense against them, especially since he was bigger than me. If he hadn't been wearing armor, and we were fighting for real, I would have bitten him.
After we were done, we did a little bit of practice with padded weapons and then we both agreed to think some more on different ways that we might be able to defend ourselves in close combat. Even though it wasn't something that I thought I'd ever really need to know, I suppose it might work against a minotaur or something. All I'd learned about fighting them was not to get close enough that they could grab you, and if they did bite and kick and hope that you've got friends close by to help you.
Meghan and I walked back to my apartment, and I asked her if she'd had any dinner yet, and she said that she hadn't, and we both agreed that the rest of the leftover casserole would be our dessert, 'cause neither of us felt like making anything else. And I told her that tomorrow maybe Jeff was going to have one last barbeque for me, and that I was going to invite David and Angela, and I'd have to get something to share with them, so I could do that tomorrow. And also get some food for the weekend, too.
She said that she had most everything packed and her uncle was going to come and help her move Sunday afternoon, but we could still have a nice weekend together before that. And she said that she could help me pack on the weekend, if I needed any help, which was really nice of her.
After we'd eaten, she sat in my chair and I sat in her lap and we watched the movie of me and the tornado team, and it was strange reliving the experience like that and after I'd hit her with my wings a couple of times and almost fallen out of the chair when I tried to bank along with the movie she said that I was going to have to stand on the floor to watch it.
Then we took a shower together, 'cause I'd never taken one after my morning flight and I'd gotten lathered during the fight practice, too. And we stayed in there until there was no more hot water, and then dried each other off and just lay on bed together and relaxed.
She asked if I wanted to watch a movie, but I didn't feel like it, and she didn't either, 'cause I wanted to snuggle with her instead and I thought that a movie might be distracting.
I was almost asleep when I remembered that she was going to bring my stallion toy and so I asked her if she had, and she said that she did and it was in her bag. And she asked if I wanted to get it and it would have been fun but it was also really nice to just be resting with my head on her breast and her arm around my back and so I said that we'd have all weekend to play with it whenever we wanted to.
So now Silver is talking to her apartment? She really like it, eh?
September 8 [Close Comabt]
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It's really adorable how Silver forgets she's not actually in the air while she's watching flight movies.
And as long as people are pointing out errata:
if she had
I've lived in apartments. For the sake of the children, I hope the sound insulation is good between floors. Otherwise, the kids are going to learn that kids & adults both have sleepovers but they have them for different reasons. Also, remember to have good stereo for their dorm room so they can turn the volume up on it before they turn the volume up on themselves.
Awkward phrasing.
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Delightful as always.
Silver Glow used Close Combat!
It's... super effective?
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Thanks. I'd not seen one before.
Damn it Silver, stop being so cute!
I'm not aware of any English translation of the Bible that has an h after "Hosea".
Well, it was Close Combat, or Brave Bird, and that last is a bit Leroy when facing the Hedgehog.
School Looms.
I forgot about the Multivariate Calculus.
next chapter: close cum bed
Weekend, so it is time to catchup.
The shaved genitals reminds me about something:
Hair gets in the way of cunnilingus. I ask women to shave their genitals for the aforementioned reason. I do not ask anypony to do anything I am not willing to do myself; so now, I shave my groin.
What gets me is that sometimes, mares call be a sexist pig for asking them to shave their groins for easier cunnilingus. When I point out that I shave my groin and ask "¿how is it sexist to ask you to do something I already do?", the response usually is "¡because!".
Some Aric will be back, so Meghan, Aric, and Silver Glow can have some hot naked nude sex together.
Silver glow with boxing gloves on seems cute to see.
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I think it's a similar reaction to TV/computer-induced motion-sickness; your eyes tell you you're moving, but your body tells you you're not and everything gets confused. Her reaction may be because she puts more attention on what her eyes are telling her than what her body is, and her body necessarily follows along as a result.
I think I prefer her this way, because I wouldn't want to introduce her to motion sickness by trying to curb the flapping wings.
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It's the best apartment. Really great. And she knows apartments, believe me.
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Hm, I usually manage to spell the chapter title correctly. Usually.
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It's those pegasus flight instincts. They probably have to allow for that in pony theaters.
Correction made; thank you!
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I've lived in that very apartment, and I can promise you that the sound insulation was nonexistent between floors.
Well, hopefully they don't figure out until they're teenagers what those noises mean.
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All corrections made; thank you!
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As long as she doesn't get close enough that he can grab, then she's in trouble. At kicking and biting distance she'll do fine.
(Protip, IRL horses can also kick sideways a little bit)
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She can't help it. Nopony can help it.
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Nor am I, unless I'm the one who spells it (I did finally figure out how to spell Israelite, though, after only a hundred chapters or so).
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Assuming that the three of them are all into the idea of a threesome.
As for a woman shaving, I think that's her choice whether she chooses to or not.
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She's lucky she's a pegasus, though. Can you imagine trying to walk with those things on?
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In my experience, the size of the screen makes a big difference, too. I watched a movie in a hemispherical IMAX theatre once and the helicopter that was filming the river went over a waterfall and I grabbed on to the armrests and actually believed I was falling for a moment. A smaller screen, like my computer monitor, won't have that effect for me.
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Celestia would play him like a fiddle.
Silly humans not liking sharing showers, so much better. Also, cue Sea Story time! Was a running joke on ship about sharing showers, since we kept being told a shower should only take 3 minutes, to conserve potable water. So, if you shower with a buddy, it means you can take 6 mins.
Uch, fungus omelette
Ohhh boy Silver.... that chicken comment.... yeah ponies really shouldn't learn about the meat industry. Now THAT would lead to some problems.
Eager pony flying ahead to get into see the pretty things!
Silly suborn no talky back computer!
Yeah, museum tour groups would be a big thing for pony tourism.
Yeah, waaay more then 8, but we tend to not pay attention to some of the minor ones.
That's because America is one of those lucky few countries that is pretty much impossible to attack by land, and it's wars are all about going over to someone else place to kick their ass.
D'awwwwww Their relationship really is so sweet.
Adding to the chorus of "rainboom"/ It's gotta be super sonic, it's too awesome not to be.
I'd say they are both right, they look better in the air, and to keep hands off.
Boooo, why you deprive pony of Moon Rock touching! Get Celestia here, she needs to give some people a LOT of moon rocks to touch.
"We brought a Princess back from the moon!"
Ohhh boy, yeah, Pegasus in a flight based Imax? All the wing baps! #pegaproblems
D'awwwww show other pegasi the silly ways humans have to try and fly.
Yup, many many people are dumb. By definition, half of all people have to be below average intellect.
They are just having SO much fun with Silver, best Pegacharge! And she is just so sweet and grateful for all their hard work.
Silver, 1. Stop pointing out the plot holes i the bible. 2. So Pony how her first thought is how easy it would be for one of the Princesses to just fix this whole mess.
Also, that is... one hell of an under reaction to killing innocent children just because their dad pissed you off. 'That was mean'?
One horned goat? When I heard that, all I could think of was Night Pain the Pony! Totaly a pony, nope not a goat at all.
The seven sevens and all that stuff, has got to be even worse for her given she's a math nerd. She KNOWS how little sense it makes.
Also, okay, now this bible is just plain EVIL! It's making the pony feel stupid for not being able to make sense of its lack of sense.
D'awww again they are so sweet together, already ready to take he stuff, and getting pony hugs in return, makes the job all worth it.
Love Silver just being, super chill on the flight back and just landing to relax for a bit.
Pfffft Silver, wear the crown, make sure these humans know you are in charge.
YAY! Happy his Storm Pony is back!
She comes home to find Meghan has been a really good slave and kept everything ready for her. Soon all ponies will have live in Human servants.
Well, she's gone viral, now to wait and see if she goes that next step, and becomes full on meme.
Very, very good slave, even getting herself nice and smoothed out for her Pony.
And the age old debate over whether being a brony instantly means you are a furry, and blaming the show for people become a furry, and forgetting that Disney spent most of the 90's doing their damnedest to make a whole generation of them, and seems to have worked rather well.
"Smoothy" Eh, sure you cold come up with a better name. I'm sure Lyra would know it.
Well, she's not wrong about comparing it to a new mane cut.
Also Meghan is not wrong about there really being no downside to not going in on the last day, aside from losing a day's pay.
And stupid pony goodness being all, not realizing just how little Meghan likely did there and how replaceable she was.
Silly trapped pony being all cute!
Of course they treat the pony to free carrots. I'm surprised no one has tried to offer he a sugar cube yet.
Neeeerrrrrdddd looking forward to school...
I'm guessing 'raisin cake' was not what was being talked about.
"Wish the bible had a calendar" that would be too easy.
meghan most go where Pony is, not wait around without Pony.
Seeing the kids come home from school "Friends detected, initiate hug mode!"
More people might like going to church if balded weapons were a common thing to grab before going.
So, is this 'Can't see the whole prophecy' thing like knowing both the ultimate question, and ultimate answer at the same time? If you figure it out, God just hits reset on the universe and creates an even more redilcous and nonsensical version so you can't figure it out? Cause as with that, I'm guessing it's happened a few times already.
Love how she's being sure not to pressure Silver and making sure Silver knows this is ALL just becuase she wants to, not something she needs to feel like she has to do.
Pony... in.. Boxing gloves? YES!
Yeah, best defense against a bucking horse, don't be behind them.
Pony has lots of power in her kick, and if it was an EP, you'd go flying.
Planted spears....much owie.
Noticing a pattern of pega tactics that all seem to be some form of other of 'drop things on them.'
Yeah Silver doesn't need to know how to fight, she's an infiltrator, not a fighter.
And I love how Silver is just, totally oblivious to what a total slave she has, it shows just how helpful and kind and nice ponies are, that she sees Maghan's actions as perfectly normal.
Needing extra wing space when watching flying movies, #pegaproblems.
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Except, as discussed, the Pinkie Pie detail. That is for when you really want to punish someone, but don't have a legit reason, so give them the 'honor' of watching one of the highest profile ponies.
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She totally would.
I know, right?
That seems reasonable. Two buddies, you get nine minutes, ten and you’ve got a half hour . . . although at that point things might get really crowded. I don’t know about showers on the larger ships, but I toured the sub they’ve got in Baltimore, and I’m not entirely sure you could get one person in that shower, never mind ten.
Oh, yeah, that’s something that they really don’t need to learn about at all. Better to just not know.
Having said that, I can imagine some ponies setting up a free range egg farm and I bet it would be amazingly productive.
Can you blame her?
That’s as much Silver’s fault as anything (well, she probably doesn’t know)--her computer almost certainly can be set up to read the screen to her, if she wants to do that. Heck, even FimFiction will read stories to you.
Honestly, probably one of the big things they’ve got going on for pony tourists. Especially since some cities have a bunch of them all clustered together, so you can give a few options (art museum, science museum, etc.).
One chart I’ve seen says that the US was at war with somebody for like all but 19 years since the nation was founded.
Well, I wouldn’t say impossible to attack by land, it’s just that the Canadians and Mexicans currently don’t want to invade.
I dunno, breaking light that way without breaking the sound barrier is still super epic.
Agree to both. I also think that with wingspans, it might be a more efficient way to store some of the aircraft, too--you can get more in the museum if you think three-dimensionally.
“You want to touch a moon rock? I can make that happen. Hold your breath.”
And without even using a space ship!
Toss in a fan moving some air around, and you could really make a movie like that a fun experience for a pegasus (and maybe not as fun an experience for everyone around the pegasus).
Can you imagine a gaggle of pegasi all studying the book?
Guarantee they’d decide that the open-cockpit airplanes are better than the fully-enclosed pressurized ones
That’s very true.
There certainly are plenty (especially if you read it cold and don’t know the format).
Even then, I’m not sure that would actually work. The ponies don’t always do what Princess Celestia tells them too, I’m sure.
She’s not wrong--it was mean. Don’t forget, though, that in her world a pegasus disobeying her flight team leader could potentially kill the entire flight team.
I would assume (I didn’t look) that there have been entire dissertations on that, and what it actually means.
At least this part is a little bit more sensible that Revelation.
Always let the pegasus pony fly when she can.
Which is something that actual aircraft can’t do nearly as well. “That field looks nice; I’ll land there and chill for a little bit.”
“I’m Princess of the Cloud!”
Poor Mel’s not going to be as good at giving his weather reports without his aerial spotter. Or maybe he will be . . . he’s probably learned stuff about clouds and weather that he never knew before.
Of course Meghan has; why wouldn’t she? She wants to keep her pony happy and all to herself
Given that most of her videos are from the GoPro, she probably won’t become a meme, unless she says something particularly adorable on one of those videos (which is entirely a possibility).
I suppose it would depend on the pony, whether they particularly liked that or not. On the one hoof, it’s new and different; on the other, they probably do have a bit of a cultural/instinctive feeling of discomfort around someone who hasn’t got body hair, since in a pony at least that’s probably a sign of disease.
In my opinion (for what that’s worth) if you only like ponies you’re not a furry.
Have there been any good ‘reverse-furry’ names for humans in any fan literature? I can’t think of one.
It’s kind of the same thing. Kind of.
Exactly! What are they going to do, fire her?
Oh, yeah, especially since it was an internship. Totally replaceable.
#ponyproblems
Sugar cubes are getting harder and harder to find.
You probably wouldn’t be surprised to know that that’s hotly debated--whether that’s a translation problem or not, and if not, whether it’s literal raisin cake or symbolic raisin cake.
It would. Although there are plenty of ones available online (and in print, too, I’m sure) that cover everything where the date is known with reasonable accuracy (like when they talk about other kings who actually existed, for example).
Of course she must.
Pony has her priorities right.
I suppose it would depend on the person.
Ooh, that’s a good question. I suspect that it fits in with the ‘know not the day nor the hour’ that also appears at least once in the Bible--the sort of “God knows, but you can’t” theme. But I’m not entirely sure about that; a cynic would point out how psychics and astrologers and such always have kinda vague predictions rather than something overly specific.
Pastor Liz rocks--she’s not going to force Silver Glow to convert or anything silly like that. Let her read however much of the Bible she wants to, and explain it as best as she can, and let Silver Glow make her own decisions from there.
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It is.
You don’t want to get kicked by an earth pony.
Let’s be honest, that’s a very good defense against charging horses in general.
It’s super effective!
She’s got to know how to fight off rocs and maybe griffons, just in case.
If she’s with other ponies, though, the best defense (and offense) is to just whip up a nice big storm.
Given how people treat their pets, that’s certainly sometimes normal behavior for a human. And given how often ponies tend to do nice things for each other . . . Silver doesn’t realize that many, many humans are selfish, greedy bastards.
Very true. And it’s also worth mention that Pinkie Pie doesn’t need a protective detail; she’ll be fine on her own. So the poor agents chasing after her, trying their best to keep her out of trouble, have a task that they can never succeed at, and which will turn out okay in the end regardless of what they do (but of course they don’t know that).
Honestly, is this any crazier than unicorns and pegasi, or alicorns who can move the Heavens?
Yes, it is.
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Especially because raisin cakes are delicious. Although that might be a euphemism. . .