Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 38

Dear Chancellor Palpatia,

Today I learned of the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

Your young padawan,
Annie Skysparkle

P.S. - I don’t like sand.

Comments

[krayne447]

Please tell me anon has managed to make twilight think star wars actually is historical fact in his world

[Necron Lord]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the wise"?
I thought not. It's not a story the Sun would tell you. It's a Moon legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Moon, so powerful and so wise he could use the Magic to influence the Harmony to create life... He had such a knowledge of dark powers that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
The dark powers of the Magic is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

[FrostTheWolf]

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If that did happen, then god help us all

[Venerable Ro]

Anon, why would you tell her about that?

[SeventhBrony]

9869456 Star Wars, the Independence Day movies, and then a few others that can be passed off in chronological order, fun times to be had with the ensuing "And THIS is the reason we are not to be messed with!" That and the back wooded areas of most city parks can be a little more dangerous that the Everfree.
So very much fun times

[AdmiralTigerclaw]

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I honestly wouldn't want that, because that would include the Post-trilogy.

[PonyDragon]

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Just wait until he tells her about happened 2012...

[vinyldash23]

?

[Officer Hotpants]

Darth Nerdler.

Also I suppose this makes Anon Darth Enabler.

[Bronzer]

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He said Star Wars, not Rey Wars.

[Shadow Star]

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he said Star Wars Not Blasphemous Affirmative Action in Space the Movies.

[War-Mercer]

Once more the Sith shall rule the galaxy...