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RunicTreetops


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With Maud settling down in Ponyville, Marble studying in the Crystal Empire, and her parents finally deciding to retire, Pinkie Pie wonders if Limestone is going to be okay running the Pie Family Farm all by herself. She's never done well on her own, and her cold demeanor probably isn't going to get her a boyfriend anytime soon.

Luckily, she knows an equally lonely human who is perfect for the job!

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Comments ( 44 )

That's a long one shot! Proud of ya, Runic!

Y1R
Y1R #2 · 1 week ago · · ·

Drat I was gonna say first but now SECOND

I'm not usually a Human-in-Equestria story-type fan, but Runic.......I'll be danged if you aren't making me into one.

What happened to Igneous and Cloudy?

I absolutely love Limestone stories and it is a shame there are so few of them on the site. This was a good one!

Well done, Runic! Enjoyable from start to finish. Really love how fluid the dialogue is here, especially between Limestone and Anon.

12k words?? You did your thing on this, homie. Keep up the dope work 🙌🏽

alki #11 · 1 week ago · · ·

Great fic! Nice to see Limestone get some love!

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This mare is trying to kill me.

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Over ten thousand words in one chapter, a lot of work you put in into.
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That's just scary

Very nice story, loved it.

lego3 #14 · 1 week ago · · ·

“Then she shatters the mirror to her realm to ensure that a tragedy like that never occurs again. She decides to return to her realm for good, but not before giving the hero a goodbye kiss.”

“B-but what happened to the hero?!”

“It’s left ambiguous. Maybe he found happiness with the princess. Maybe he returned to his quiet farm life. No one really knows for sure.”

Hmmmmm...I'm suddenly hungry for pumpkins and goat cheese.

I don't know how you managed to make the pie Rock farm I'm sound so homely and nice but you did it good for you, also you somehow managed to make a limestone pie cute.

Troyjan #16 · 1 week ago · · ·

Solid work. I did not expect to like this, but the romance was handled very well. This story felt complete and fulfilling despite being under 12,000 words.

Pinkie gives off Chris Redfield vibes.

"ANON! PLEASE YOU MUST CONTINUE THE PIE BLOODLINE, I CAUGHT LIMESTONE DRESSING UP HER ROCKS IN YOU AND HER OUTFITS, TRYING TO MATE THEM! PLEASE CURE HER MENTAL ILLNESS WITH THE POWER OF YOUR SEED!"

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Results are one thing, but I’d still be very unhappy with Pinkie for just doing what she wants without any discussion or consent.

“Fuck!” Anon stands frozen in place as he watches Limestone stew in her anger. It isn’t until after she’s left a few large holes in the ground and stomped a couple dozen times that she acknowledges his presence again. “You!”

“Hi.”

Responses like these are always the best XD

Also, holy long-shot Batman! That’s a long one-shot! But hey, I’m all for it! That and the development between Anon and Limestone was truly a treat to read! If you plan on doing more one-shots like this in the future, I’m not opposed to it!

Anyways, thanks for this. I should add that I salute Anon and his pelvis for their bravery! (And possible sacrifice, but that’s neither here nor there.)

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Exactly like that :rainbowlaugh:

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Love your profile pic

Hot damn, Runic! That was awesomesauce! :pinkiegasp:

Tsundere Limestone is best Pie! :heart:

Now get to making those centaurs foals, Anon! :trollestia:

Earthponies are notorious hair-triggers. Gotta work on that endurance, Limey!:rainbowlaugh:

Nice. :pinkiehappy:

Someone beat me to the "Death by Snu Snu" meme, so here's another appropriate one. Just replace Cady with Pinkie:
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Limestone is a cutie just like the rest of her sisters 🥰

“The first rock is exactly what it looks like: a rock. The second is actually a geode filled with tonneite.”

take that rock carve it into doge and let the ATF shoot the fake dog full of Tannerite

I would marry Limestone Pie, she's my favorite pie sister

So, Limestone can only last 30 seconds.....

Well, give her a break, she saved her virginity and got a real man. She did good.

Sequel or bonus chapters with foals plz.

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"B-but Pinkie! I don't even think human and pony can procreate! Why don't you get a stallion ?"
"DON'T BE STUPID, NONNY! THIS IS A RUNICTREETOPS' FANFIC! EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE! BY MIXING PONY AND HUMAN GENETICS, IT'LL ONLY ENSURE A STRONGER PIE BLOODLINE! NOW JUST COME OVER TO THE FARM AND FUCK MY SISTER!"

“Anon, this whole thing is made of tonneite! We can’t move it!”

Has to save his partner by pushing a boulder with arm strength alone.

I half-expected Anon to pull a Chris "Boulder-Punching Asshole" Redfield's move.
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When you have concern that you might pulverize your new beau's pelvis but instead he short-circuits your brain in record time and it's several hours later everything is sore you have no clue where you are and your name is a vague blur in your blissed-out head.

That was a good read if somewhat predictable. It was the small moments and the gradual progression that sold it and really made it work. I think I would enjoy seeing Anon bring a bit more life to the farm. At least some variety to their food. It kind of bothers me they are only described as eating edible rock stew. I want to imagine Limestone like Nanachi from Made in Abyss when she ate real and good food.

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She's never been laid before, so it makes sense. Good for Anon though, he gives her the human stamina which she unknowingly helped make him stronger and more fit moving those rocks around. I still want to see the foals though.

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Do humans really have higher stamina than ponies as I saw that alot in HIEs?

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They are faster but horses can get exhausted sooner vs other species. They can't sweat as well as humans can, which means they can't dissipate heat as well. It's why humans are better hunters, we would track and kept following our prey long distances and just wear them out.

For the mlp fanfic tropes, it's common for humans to be written as lasting longer in bed. It's also observable that real life equine sex is rather quick, so that just adds in to the endurance thing.

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From what I hear stallions in real life
cum in just a few thrusts.

Hey this was a real neat one-shot !
Good stuff. It's going on my Top Shelf of stories.
:ajsmug::pinkiehappy:

And maybe next time, Limestone will last more than thirty seconds.

Not something I usually read, but I liked the pacing, it was actually not rushed which was nice since I know this happened in like a month but I suppose it is cannon to the show since they move pretty quickly too like entire reformations of characters over a single episode

ROBCakeran53
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And maybe next time, Limestone will last more than thirty seconds.

My fucking sides.

What a great fic.

:pinkiehappy: I saved the family farm!
:moustache::raritywink: Why didn't we think of that?
:facehoof: Dirt & Rocks with a little mud
:ajsmug: now do Apples
:yay: Annarchy Shy of Chaos?
:twilightoops: Hooman hybrids? :pinkiesmile: 3 to 5 minimum! :facehoof: He won't live through it...

Caladis #42 · Saturday · · ·

I wasn't sure I'd like this one but damn, I like all of your stories.

Quail #43 · Saturday · · ·

Limestone love, YES!! thank you very much, awesome fic :yay:

To think the most hard ass Pie was a quick shot :rainbowlaugh:

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