Wrote this while sick. Quality not guaranteed. Have fun.
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Where's the rest of this? This is excellent.
Bwahahahaha!!
Loved it!
Luna chocked on her breath as she realized it wasn’t that Celestia chose pure white stallions for her guard - she’d PRODUCED them herself.
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That was the BEST explanation for the royal guard all-white guards. EVER.
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Also, this:
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108772 I want there to be a bitter old guardspony with a arrow-to-the-knee cutie mark.
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Now THAT would seal the deal for this to be funny. Keep going, mate!
You need to be sick more often.
Fluttershy saw so many wonders, I see so many wins!
Great job with this. Excuse me now while I go use my Brainbleach(Trademark of Acme Industries).
*AFTER THE BLEACH RAIN*
Ah, better. Now, issues with this.
-Spelling/Grammar - None.
-Story- Priceless.
-Socks- Evident.
All checks out. Again wonderful job!
-The Librarian
Potato Joe. I hate you. So much right now. Because this now Irrevocably stuck in my head canon. Forever. and Ever and ever. Dammit.
I am lost for words, please leave me while I repeatedly bang my head against my keyboard...
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>no grammar or spelling problems
If syntax and punctuation are covered under grammar, then this is a horrendous lie.
Enjoyed the story otherwise. 3/5
It's 1am and this is the best thing I've ever read.
At first I was like
, then I was like 
, then 
, and finally 
funny as hell.
“ Hmmm....permanently interested with spikes of super-intense lust that can only be sated by a squad of burly hoofball players, the cheerleaders, and anypony who might pass nearby.”
Best line ever
I can't stop laughing from picturing Lunas face during that conversation, good job
hahaha i cant stop laughing
lunas reactions would have been awesome to see 
wat
lol even plagued with sickness, you still write awesome things. where the heck do you come up with this stuff??
Essentially a prequil story on how Molesta and Lunaughty came to be.
"Pioneering" 9/10 of the acts? I really doubt that. She ain't been around FOREVER, and ponies were bumping uglies LONG before she and her sister ascended the throne.
I love how Luna's all like
and spit-taking ale and pie,
Then is all like -___-
You know if Celestia invented most fetishes then that would likely include food fetish as well and Luna was packing it away........oh dear god this is so wrong.
Damn funny though.
"Magician" isn't supposed to be used as a verb. Perhaps replace it with "using her magic" or "casting a spell"? Other than that, funny little story.
I had to pause there to simply marvel at your genius. Well played.
Loved it. You funny.