For professional booking, contact Princess Carolyn at VIM. Or you can contact me personally via electronic mail at SecretariatRulez96@hotmail.com
Routine day with a dirt cheap brush, then a week goes by and it goes untouched. Then two, then three, then a month, and the rest of your life you beat yourself up. - Aesop Rock, "Rings"
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.
What I do: Proximity Zero. If it's closer than a parsec (3.26 lyrs) I'm not all that interested!
Hi ^_^ Sometimes I bug authors by pointing out typos so they can fix (or ignore) them. The rest of the time I keep to myself. :p
“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb
A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here
“There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man.” - Patrick Rothfuss
Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem
The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™
Hello everyone! It's story time! God bless you! | Christian, Female, Early 20's, British, Straight, Single. Birthday: Feb 13. Profile pic: pmbsakura37.
"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.
The stories are all in my head, you get to read some of them.
Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!
"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!
A washed up old writer who still tries to live in a heyday that has long since passed...
"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.