Woke: I have procured a laptop! I can make stories once more!

Broke: 2006 hard drive. Old WXP computer that has been upgraded to Windows 10. Every time I hit the A key I hit the S key on accident. The touchpad makes me drag stuff way too often. I have to type like fellow Old Man Child Otis in Odd Squad. Send help.

Okay, but real talk. It's not a perfect computer, but it's passable. It'll really take some work to bang fics out with how fast I usually type, but I'll make it work.

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I always knew it was coming.

What I didn't know was when.

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Not once did I ever say "I wish I had a sequel idea to Rainbow Dash, Secret Heavenly Healer Fan", and yet, here we are.

Worst part is, I only have less than a month to binge all of Equestria Girls before Wonderful Precure actually gets started. My ADD is really going to be raked through hot coals this month, and I'm not feeling sorry for it in the slightest. Wish me luck.

Or: Marmy's Got a Weird and Ironic Relationship With Her Insurance Company.

History time, buckle in, I'm gonna melt your brains with sheer boredom.

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So Jinglemas has passed for 2023.

I wrote a story "in spirit" that year.

And yet, somehow, some way, the writing gods seem to be handing me another chance on a nice silver platter.

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...Man, I should weaponize this blog more often, huh? If I'm gonna really commit myself to ponefics, it wouldn't hurt.

Anyway it's the end of 2023. To put it bluntly, shit happened. On the personal end...yeah, shit still happened.

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I'm stuffed full with lore and I haven't even binged half of the batch yet. Man do I have quite a bit to say about it so far...

But the other 6 episodes...they shall wait for tomorrow. I'm a human being. I need sleep.

That Opaline and Misty backstory, though...the pot do be stirrin'.