"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

You know I'm super fly...🪰 | 23 | Straight/Black/Nerd 🐢 | Ask For Ko-Fi | Twitter

My writing slowly improves, I believe. I hope to be an even better writer tomorrow. Feel free to join my Discord.

Voice actor and writer.

Tell me I'm wrong, baby.

Proud to be one in a million, but the other 999,999 people probably hate me for it.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

So, what to say here?

~Where you're going, you don't need skin to feel~

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Would you be so kind to suppport me on my patreon? I accept requests and commissions: https://www.patreon.com/VHSCLOP

"It is my sworn duty to protect the harmony of the Haremverse but if ones so salty try to disrupt this harmony in any way, THO SHALL GET RIGIDITY WREAKED BITCH BOI!"

A Twilight Sparkle fanboy who also likes to write. The author of the Change series.

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

An ex-greentext writer on /mlp/. Just a Lunatic that writes for fun... and profit. Taking writing commissions: https://pastebin.com/bfgH2gMm

She/her. I write about horses. If you want to support me, consider getting a commission.

I write fetish clopfics and other things. Commissions: Not Open, working on existing commissions.

I am fuelled by tea and hate. Throw money at me. Ko-Fi.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

Welcome back to the cum zone

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

Don't make the same mistake I made, kids; When the police shout "drop it!", that doesn't refer to your pants.

A rank amateur taking orders from a senile old mare

Author of the "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext in the Royal Guard Mare General thread on /mlp/ and the "Red-Hot Rebound" story from /tg/

High-Tier Mediocrity | Commissions Open

I do be writing. You do be reading. Read fics/updates early and vote on what I write here: https://www.patreon.com/Ebonyglow

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

• she/her | stupid/bitch | drippy • https://discord.gg/rtDmTBAENz •

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

Hi there. I hope you enjoy the stories.

My name is Metemponychosis Edgy Hornyson!

The most profound self-loathing on FIMFiction found only here. Profile picture done by Soulless_76 on furaffinity.

Y'all don't hear me, you just wanna fap | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

A ling from the southeast US, support me on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/sandstorm94/overview

Laid back prairie rat.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Awkward.