I'm Count Numbers for Halloween

i'm like, an artist ig

Don't be afraid to PM me or leave a post. I always try to reply! I pray that my penchant for quirky action far outshines my clunky authorship. (I regularly purge personal/update blog posts.)

thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

Are you not entertained?

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Eclectic observer of the odd, and the esoteric.

The man without a plan.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

A Twilight Sparkle fanboy who also likes to write. The author of the Change series.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

No longer relevant.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

Half the time I don't even know how I do what I seem to do so well. I try not to think too hard on it, for fear of breaking myself in the process.

Earth pony enthusiast

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." -Roald Dahl

One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

If you find an instance of me being wrong, that's non-canon.

Oh? You're approaching my userpage? Instead of reading away, you're reading closer to me?

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

"You think you know me..."

I would totally go for a cookie right now.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Time flies. Have fun. Preferably not at the expense of others.