Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

dirty AiE heathen

Howdy, I’m Burt.

why finish a story when i could start three more

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

Call me Cheese Sandwich, cause I'm here to make you laugh!

Hi there. I hope you enjoy the stories.

My obsession with a flying rainbow pony made me do this.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Hug your nearest alicorn.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

*blushes*

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

fan of all things weird. professional idiot. self-proclaimed good-vibes bearer.

Amateur writer and critic.

I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5