Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.

Story writer (Good one I hope), and obsessed with metal slimes

☆ Beginning writer ☆

Son of a good man, child of an angel, & brother of a Wild One! ‘Nuff said.

Sham-wow!

The man who likes ponies but also likes monsters... so what's wrong with him combining the two? ;P

Proud to be one in a million, but the other 999,999 people probably hate me for it.

They/Them

I like violence, heavy metal and talking multicolored ponies

We shouldn’t blame others for things we do not like. There is no shame in just not liking something.

"Cathredral bells struck by lightning, and in the clamour, hear their name." — Aragon

Autistic Aspie brony ,furry ,gamer ,and wolf lover

The only man to get a 2015 fanfiction into the 2024 feature box | Join my Discord and come chat!

"All it take is a beautiful smile to hide an injured soul" - Robin Williams

I am passionate about intricate and complex writing! I have been honored with numerous awards for my poetry in various competitions. Stay tuned <3

Shut up. Just write.

I really have no idea what I'm doing. Just got a wild hair and decided to write a story. I've discovered my creativity is fueled by green thumbs and conversational comments...also a few beers.

"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." ~Gene Fowler

An amalgamation of nice and spice. Writing for fun. Wonderbolts enjoyer. AiE/HiE shitposter.

Today, smoking is going to save lives.

"You think you know me..."

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

Nonbinary biromantic asexual. They/xe/ai/per. Yes, I'm a Hermitcraft fan.

This is not a resurgence, nor a resurrection. This is a revamp! I am Blck-Dynomite! And I have returned! Still writing sexy horse words. BOOM BABY!

Problems for which friendship cannot be the solution do not belong in Equestria.

read my story plz.

Just chillin here on Fimfiction. How's it going?

Part-time writer

Loves to write, hates the paperwork | Ko-Fi

Exploring infinite dimensions to maintain balance and prevent universal collapse - sometimes visiting universes and having a little chat.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

sup! im really kind and love the show and its charaters but you know how it be when those tingly feelings get involved. like my style? talk to me about custom stories and comissions!

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

"Anything and anyone can fail," he said, "but brave good friends help." - Frank Herbert, God Emperor of Dune

Just a pony being fabulous. Writer of vignettes, clop, experiments, a great deal of trash and the occasional gem