“Okay, Twilight...” Rainbow panted, zipping left and right past aluminum partions and through narrow iron archways. Spiraling like a corkscrew, she burst through a pair of gasping guards and emerged upon the sunlit expanse of Rust. “Which way did they go?!”
“I'm sensing them above us!” Twilight stammered. “Uhm... three o'clock... about thirty degrees from the y axis—”
“Huh?!?” Rainbow blurted.
“Up!” Twilight yelped, causing Rarity to cover her ears. “Just fly up! Up!”
“Gotcha!” FWOOOSH! Rainbow rocketed into the clouds. Dozens of local pedestrians tilted their heads up, watching with wide eyes.
“Ohhhhhhhhhhh boy...” Echo bit his lip, his dark coat turning green. “...all that coral's starting to bubble up n-now...”
“You'd better not do what I think yer gonna do, buddy!” Bard hollered, gripping the sarosian's shoulders as he followed Wildcard's ascending path into the upper troposphere. “Just stay in one piece 'til we drop you off at the Southern Hoof.” His brow furrowed. “Plus, this here hat ain't stain-proof.”
“Urp!” Echo's sickly eyes crossed. “...no... pr-promises...”
“Oh terrific.” Bard rolled his eyes and looked ahead at his partner's tail-feathers. “Hey! Dubya-Cee! Trade ya! Whaddya say?”
With a mute groan, Wildcard looked down behind them. Something bright glinted off his black lenses, and he gasped. Spinning around, the griffon gestured wildly at the pegasus.
“What are ya blabbin' on about?!” Bard spat. “You know the drill! We deliver, we collect, and then we—” PHWOOOOOSH! A spectral blur shot past Bard, and he blinked. “...skedaddle.”
THWACK! A blue figure slammed into Wildcard, sent the griffon reeling into the clouds, backflipped off, and descended towards Bard like an anvil.
Bard braked in mid-air, gripping Echo as his eyes reflected Rainbow's descending sneer. “Hoooooo boyo...” He grinned stupidly into violent shadow. “...this is gonna hurt, ain't it?”
WHAMMM!
With labored breaths, Theanim Mane galloped out into the sunlight. All around him, ponies were trotting in tight circles, murmuring curiously about the figures that just sped past them.
“If I may have your attention!” he hollered, gulping. “Have any of you seen a talking rainbow streak past here?!”
The citizens merely glared at him.
He frowned. “Honestly! It's not like I'm asking if the sky's rained—”
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” SPLOOSH! Bard's body plunged into the canals, soaking Theanim and several other nearby onlookers.
Theanim winced, his body covered from head to toe in dirty moisture. “...livin' stallions. Verlaxion's sleet...”
Before he could so much as gaze at the floundering figure, Rainbow Dash dropped down, landing nimbly with a dazed Echo sprawled across her backside.
“Miss Dash!” Theanim gasped.
Rainbow panted... panted... then propped Echo up beside herself. “Theanim, we need to make ourselves scarce.”
“By the Queen's Strings!” He smiled wide. “You got him! Echo, are you alright, old chap?”
“Somepony stop the diarrhea train,” the sarosian gargled. “I wanna get off...”
“Whew!” Theanim cooed, ears drooping. “For a second there I was worried.”
“Rainbow, we cannot tarry!” Rarity said.
“Right.” Rainbow nodded. “Doc, I heard these guys name drop the Southern Hoof.”
“Bounty hunters...” Theanim murmured.
“Echo isn't safe in Rust. We gotta figure out how to—”
Just then, Echo's ears twitched, and he stood rigidly. “Buck me sweetly, Mistress Midnight.”
“Huh?!”
“Rainbow!” Twilight's voice cracked. “Look out—”
Rainbow's hearing was already pierced by a loud whistling sound. She turned around to see a pair of dark goggles sailing straight at her. WHUMP! Wildcard plowed right into her gut, shoving her past several gasping pedestrians until the two landed against a store-front. The griffon anchored is tail to a support beam, and he sent Rainbow flying into the glass window. SHATTER! Beak's nostrils flaring, he spun around and skittered towards where Echo lay.
Theanim marched forward, sticking out his chest and frowning. “Now see here, Mister, this is as far as you g—”
Without breaking his stride, Wildcard's tail yanked Theanim up off the platform and flung him into a fish market's meaty trough.
“D'oh!” Crash! Theanim went sprawling amidst a shower of trout guts and fish-heads.
The griffon's talons clasped Echo's cloak and dragged him to the edge of the platform.
“Eeugh...” the sarosian dizzily flailed. “...didn't we just finish this stinkin' dance?”
“Ughhh...” Rainbow pulled herself out of the shattered storefront, then broke into a limping gallop. “Echo! For Celestia's sake! Fly away... or something!”
“I... c-can't!” Echo wheezed.
“Huh?!”
“Can't fly—mfmmmmfff!” The pony's slitted eyes went wide as Wildcard slapped a gag over his mouth and prepared to leap off the platform's edge.
“Oh no you don't! Rainbow sprinted towards the scene—
—only to have a wet, dripping cowcolt in a black stetston slide into place between them.
“Back off, yodelmancer,” Rainbow snarled.
“It needs bein' said, I dun fancy hittin' mares,” Bard said with a smirk. He tipped a soaking hat and reached back for his canvas case. “Reckon I can make an exception for talkin' lightning bolts with purdy eyes.”
“Whaddya gonna do?” Rainbow grinned bitterly. “Serenade me to death with your stupid guitar?!”
“Heh... sure thang...” Bard's left wing pulled out a black metal stick. He gave the instrument a tiny jerk. Th-Thwick! And it extended into a four foot staff. Clak-clak-clakka! “Why dun ya tune it up for me?” He rushed forward, jabbing.
“Ooomff!” Rainbow wheezed, struck hard in the chest.
Bard twirled the staff with his wings, spun it around his neck, then swung it skyward in a savage uppercut.
CLANG! Rainbow's body went airborne.
“Nnngh!” Bard pivoted sideways, bucking Rainbow's figure with a mighty hoof to the ribs.
Theanim finally pulled himself out of the pile of fish. He looked over. “...oh criminy—” WHAM! He and Rainbow Dash went sprawling across the litter-strewn platform.
“Whew!” Bard shouldered his weapon and struck a pose with two bent wings gripping the length of the staff. He winked, smiling. “How 'bout givin' me a holler the next time ya move out of Concussion Town?” He blew a kiss, kicked backwards, and flew after his feathered companion. “Dubya-Cee! Hold up!”
Theanim Mane sat up, rubbing his skull. While gawking ponies looked on, he helped Rainbow up to her hooves. “Miss Dash... oh, you poor thing! How ungentlecoltly of them! Did they hurt you badly?”
“Mrmmff-mrmmmfff!” Rainbow gagged, then spat out a limp wet haddock. Wiping her muzzle, she smirked with bleeding gums. “Heh... you kidding?” Her eyes glinted. “I'm awake now.”
“Please, before you consider drastic measures—” FWOOSH! Theanim growled, stomping his hoof. “At least try and think up new tactics!”
“Tell them that!” Rainbow hollered, already sailing a rusted block away. “Twilight?”
“Uhm...” Twilight fidgeted in mid-air. “They're about level with us, three streets to the east.”
“Goodness!” Rarity clung to Twilight. The two spectres dipped through several walls and buildingtops as they dangled after Rainbow Dash. “Perhaps these ruffians have learned not to take to the skies anymore!”
“They'll have to consider new job occupations soon,” Rainbow snarled, glaring ahead as she dipped into the wet canals of Rust. “Bet it's super friggin' tough singing without tongues or teeth.”
“Rainbow,” Twilight began, “I know you're angry, but so long as we get out of this with Echo in one piece—”
“Nothing's written that says whose skin he'll be wearing.”
“Seriously, Rainbow,” Twilight stammered. “Nopony doubts that you can take these creeps to town and back—”
“I won't be doing nothing unless I know where they are!” Rainbow glared aside. “So how 'bout it?”
“Erm...” Twilight pointed immediately to the left.
Rainbow blinked. “For real?”
“Mmmhmmm.”
Rainbow cracked the joints in her neck and pivoted sideways, plunging towards a series of boarded-up buildingfronts. “Might cause saddle stains...”
“Oh dear!” Rarity covered her ghostly eyes. “I shan't look!”
Pedestrians gasped and ducked as two mercenaries soared low, skimming over their twitching ears. Like twin missiles, the Desperadoes threaded a narrow strip of canals and waterways.
“Whew-wee!” Bard exhaled, using the brisk wins to dry his mane and tail. “Didja see how fast that lil' missy moved?!”
Dragging Echo with one talon, Wildcard flicked a few gestures with his metal arm.
“Well, ya dun have to bite my head off 'bout it!” Bard frowned. “I'm just sayin', if we had a mare that darn fast back in the Wyvern Willows, we'd have outrun those assassins in a heartbeat!”
“Mrmmf-rmmmffff!” Echo flinched in Wildcard's grip.
“Oh keep it in, ya varmint,” Bard slurred. “The ocean's the biggest toilet there is, and it'll be a long... long trip to Mud Top.” He sighed happily. “Shucks... I can just smell the smoked catfish already. How 'bout you, partner?”
Wildcard turned his head to glance back—
SMASSSSH! Rainbow burst through the thin, brittle walls to their right. “OH YEAH!” She slammed into Wildcard, plowing the two of them into a wobbling wooden platform below.
“...!!!” Bard twirled twice in his effort to stop in mid-air. He looked down with a pale, sickly grin. “Awwwww hell naw...”
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Give it up you pair, Dash has kicked asses much harder than yours. The prismatic missile always wins.
-Memories given light,ease a lonely flght.Ynanhluutr
It'sa rainin' stallions! Hallelujah, it'sa rainin' stallions!
She didn't just get them in one chapter, she got them twice in one chapter. I win.
-Spirit (Yeast and Treacle)
At this point, Dashie was probably looking for an excuse to kick someone's ass. Go get 'em, girl.
Thirty-five flutter kicks, ):(. Knock 'em out!
I must find a way to incorporate this wonderful onomatopoeia into my own worthless excuse for writing.
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I wonder how many bits or whatever they call em there in damage they have done? Or are desperado's bonded?
Whack, KaPow.
Team Wildcards Blasting Off Agaiiiinn..
He doesn't have a clue. Poor guy.
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Love the oops in there.
1 chapter down, a few more chase/fight scenes to go.
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Nobody expects the Equestrian Rainbow.
Koolaid- now with 20% more Rainbow Dash
So... RD meets some mercenaries, who happen to be somewhat down on their luck, treating a potential friend of Dash's a bit harsh. 6138775 Cue the multi-chapter brawl the likes of which haven't been seen since Foxtaur Oh yeah indeed.
That was great, Rainbow is best kool-aide mare.
Wildcard is the best Roarke 2.0. However, something tells me RD would rather make a feather pillow out of him than let him share a hammock with her in the future.
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-Memories given light,ease a lonely fight.Ynanhluutr
chapter binges are fun until they end
sometimes I miss when I was way behind, and all the chapters were already there... aahh the good ol' days
These two are pretty tough, but this is a mare that has taken on dragons, smooze zombies, and the god of chaos himself and lived to tell the tail.
You'd think I'd be used to your onomatopoeia by now, but I laughed out loud at that part.
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Prismatic Missile...
How have I not made that connection before now
Lezard would be ashamed of me.
In the name of Zadubadabu I demand that you, Imploding Colon, give us the next chapter of this story right now. We require moar of this story immediately.
And the bounty musicians start to figure out they've took on way more than what they can handle.
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Radar horses proving to by super useful.
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But... but Zadubadabu was destroyed...
And is dropping still.
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It will only lead to something massively epicly grimdark coccurring in the fairly soon future.
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Nah, Griffon Harmonica Solo is still the best.
Aww hell naw!
6139128 Be wary of what you ask for. The last super-surge of chapters I remember were Lerris
I always love chapters where Rainbow is kicking ass and taking names.
Is nobody going to mention Bard's excellent staff fighting skills? That was some prime Mortal Kombat air juggling right there. It's enough to make me sad that WC fights by throwing bodies around with his tail. You've got badflank prosthetics Wildcard, use them!
Oh Silly Bounty hunters, You have NO Idea what you just got yourself into.
Ahhh...so nice to get back to more traditional fights that don't involve giant sea snakes.
6138926 normally I'd curse this tablets shoddy virtual keyboard, but I think I'll let it slide this time.
I wonder if Robin misses his staff... because Bard totally stole it.
Characters that actually landed hits against Rainbow? Is she finally going to have somebody at her skill level to fight? I feel like the last time something like that happened was all the way back with Roarke.
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In my defense, we either have enemies that follow us for three stories without being stopped or . . . one chapter.
Well damn. One chapter this time around, I guess. Oh well. But I think this Bard character is in for a surprise if he continues trying to stop Dash.
Aaaaaaand now I can't help but imagine Bard as a southern hick Will Smith. Which is confusing.
Been a bit since we had a fight that wasn't a giant sea serpent or the Nealanders just having fun. Always fun.
These guys are in over their heads. The mare they picked a fight with went six rounds with Roarke most rare. and won.
Channeling your inner kool aid, I see.
Awwwww hell yus...
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With a Skittles flavored vengeance.
his. Also, I feel like "shatter" isn't exactly an appropriate onomatopoeia for the sound of glass breaking, but this entire scene reads like a comic book. I'm not complaining.
I'm going to find a corner and cry now.
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Hallelujah, it's raining colts!
From the amount of dialogue and backstory these bounty hunters get, they'll be joining the party in a chapter or two. No questions about it.
Yeah, buddy you might wanna sit this one out.