^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

No.

Cars are still parked outside. If the rapture had happened, why was it unrecognizable? Why was the sky blue? Why did no one tell me? Do these things not announce themselves?

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Pithy Statement

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

A steaming cup of coffee that will never spill – the perfect gift for a dad!

Lunar connoisseur serving up slices of life. Ko-Fi page

I write bat-pone and moth-pone. I'm an expert on both.

It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I wish!!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Hobbyist writer, I also write non MLP stories at http://www.fanfiction.net/~Greatazuredragon

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

My writing slowly improves, I believe. I hope to be an even better writer tomorrow. Feel free to join my Discord.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Inactive. iamsinner on Discord.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Yes! I know that I have the transparent background on my profile pic, too lazy to change it, lol

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

Stuck somewhere between writing funny and sad horsewords. Don't forget to add romance in there!

An amalgamation of nice and spice. Writing for fun. Wonderbolts enjoyer. AiE/HiE shitposter.

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

Wow. Visiting this site again was like going back to my old neopets page. So much nostalgia.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

[COMMISSIONS OPEN] I've written stuff with ponies, I've written stuff with Pokémon, I've written stuff with SCP-1471, and you can find my big dumb self at Prince_Polaris on nearly everything! 💙

Just trying to be better.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Fixation on death aside, this is lovely —Soge, accidentally describing my entire life