I care not for flesh, nor for fruit, or leaf, or seed. I feast on your devotion, dear. Your love is all I need ♥ [-ponyphonic]
Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?
I like to write about ponies going on adventures. And crying. And kissing. Sometimes all at once.
I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!
"Gather ye rosebuds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying, And this same flower that smiles today, Tomorrow will be dying."
The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.
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"Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead." ~Gene Fowler
Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams
I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe
I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.
Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?
Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.
Selling out has never felt so dirty.
"Sanity is for the weak." - People who know good writing advice
Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!
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