The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.
I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere
;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now
Just an untalented guy who likes to listen to ponies FYI I typed in random letters for the name of my account I did not mean to have the word clop in it
I started watching Pony Thread Simulators and had to watch the show to appreciate them. Six seasons later and I think I went native.
I care not for flesh, nor for fruit, or leaf, or seed. I feast on your devotion, dear. Your love is all I need ♥ [-ponyphonic]
Not really a brony, just interested in reading everything I can get my hands on.
Successful offense brings victory. Successful defense can now only lessen defeat.
I spend more time thinking about writing than I do actually writing. And I don't write at all!
The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.
A crisis is a situation in which a previously tolerable set of circumstances is suddenly, by the addition of another factor, rendered wholly intolerable." - Michael Crichton