I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Thank you for reading my stories! Discord: https://discord.gg/nDXd3AB

Awkward.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.

Too much to write; too little time

I'm just here to write.

"Un bon mot ne prouve rien." (Voltaire)

A Canadian brony who enjoys writing stories. On rare occasions I even post those stories here.

Guess whose back?!

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

I actually am a scientist!

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Just someone who is pretending to 'word' as hard as they can. Isn't that what we all do?

Science guy that likes reading stories about colorful ponies. Now also help proofread/edit them.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Are you a Rebel?

It's not "definantly" or "defiantly" or "definately". It's "DEFINITELY". How can so many people get it wrong...

I've spent almost twenty years of my life writing fanfiction. Something is clearly wrong with me, especially if I'm writing about pastel cartoon ponies now.

I wouldn't consider myself "insane" but I do like mlp, computer engineering, quantum physics, writing and art. So I try to do things which combine ALL those things. That's sane... right?

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Conquering the world on horseback is easy; it is dismounting and governing that is hard.

So long and thanks for all the fics!

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.