Carrot Top · 6:36pm May 22nd
I’m the real Carrot Top.
Just happy to be apart of this wonderful fandom for so long (since September, 2011), and have been on this site much longer than what it is says on my page. PM me if you want to know more details :)
I’m the real Carrot Top.
No, you are decidedly not!
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Oh yeah? You and what army?!!
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The like 18 people who follow me! Which includes you!
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I guess I have to declare war on myself then and follow your command. What are your orders sir?
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Kamikaze yourself to stone via the Elements of Harmony.
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Ok! *turns myself to stone like Discord*
I can still hear you though.
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You can release yourself in 5 years, but if you behave will, I might release you at any time.
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Release me in 800 trillion factorial years.
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I'm not Carrot Top, so I have no power over you.
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Tape Deck can do it too
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Ok, if you're really wanting this, I'll banish you for 7.23723239229332048407458275052948x103432323 years.
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That’s more like it. Where shall I be banished to my master?
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The darker side of the moon, where you can't even enjoy the Pink Floyd album.
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Wow that’s a pretty dark place. It’s almost like the dark side of the force.
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I honestly don’t know how you do that with the font and I’m too lazy to find out, but I approve of your ludicrousness as always, and of course Chad is always a sexy touch.
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https://www.zalgo.org/
You can adjust the level of zalgo as well. Ḃ̸̡̡̧̧̧̢̢̢̧̡̢̢̢̨̡̧̧̡̢̡̡̧̡͓͍̘̩̱̘͎̬͉̯͓̞̺̪̰͖̘̮̼̘͎͔̤͙̮͚̙̞̦͍̦̼͍͚͖͖̘̭̟͚̥̻͇̳͓̦̲̙͉̘͓̪̦̱͈̯͈̠̜̣̻͈̥̰̺̞̯̟̘̻̭̻̱͕̘̦͕̹͕̳̮̦͉̟͕͉̫͓̫̥͓̙̹͉̰͖̥̘̦͖͎̰̺͍̥̪̖̦̗͙̭̹͍̳͉͚̳͎̰̭̫̪͔͍̜͍̻͈͍̦̙͕̗̪̥͖̪͍̬͚̼͎̮̻̙͚̟̘̝̯͇̪̪͎̺̩̪̭̭̼̱͍̥̭̰̣̹̜̜̙̻̰͓̥̜̥̪̪̠̜͓̲̰͕̟̫͖͕͈̳̣̮̜̝̞̦̞͎͖̦͇̺̻̞̹͓̤̜̱̪̬̮̥͓͎̙̥̰̬̭̬̠̦͇̥̱̦̭̠̬͓̯̍͛͊͋̋͑̂̓̇͗̃̆͋͒͊̆̈́̎͌͊̕͜͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅơ̶̧̧̧̨̢̧̧̨̛̛̬͇̺̹͎͕͕̦̝̫̦̯̮̖̲̼̙̝͖̻̻̲̩̹͚̮̱̝̞̻̯͉̤͔̲̰̣̞̤̠͍̞̠̟̗̼̰̥͕̟̝̣͉̣̯͔͉͕̖̙̳̠̟͍̯̮̂́̂͐͐̃̂̍͗̇̂̐͐́̅̓̃̄̍͐̓̂̒̊̌͋̋͋̄͑̋̒̈́́͊̓̎͋̽̃̆̇̎̿̆̒̓̑̈́̌̋̉̾͑̽̍̊̃̈́̂̃̇͊̾̊̆̐̓̕̚͘̕̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅt̸̢̡̨̨̢̡̧̨̨̡̢̨̨̨̨̡̨̨̢̧̧̨̛̛̛̬̺̫̳̰̲̟͉̘͚͕̥̰̟̟̗̜̪̘̰̱̜̭̫͕͉̩̦̤̖̰̳͈̣̯̮̙̜̠͈̱̟̼͓͇̠͈̼̦͉̣̖̯̟̠̱̪̝͉̰̞̘͇̞͖̠̬̼̻͙͙̞̼̱̪̯͓̤̺̺̬̼̪̙͈̣̱̯̠͉̬̙͚͓̖̳̤̬̯̪̻͉͈͖̼͚̣͓͇̪̳̖̗̫̞͉̩͓̯̤͎͉̫̮͕͚͈͎̪̱̖͖̝͇̘̮̭̗̭͙̝͕͉̼̫̥̬̖͎͍̳̳͍͖̤̯̤̤͎̠̤̫̰̭̠͈̳͚̟̫͔͇̥̍̇̔́̅̅͛͛̎͊̏̃̆͛̓̅́́̃͋̽̋̃̌͊̊͗̆̎̈̍̾̓̀̈̓̔͑̇̎̃̋̎̅̔̍̏͗̓̓̈́͂͊̏̉͌͐͆̀̇̀̓̃̓͆̀̓̀͋̐͆̆͆͗͊̌̆͐̊̒̈́͛͗̏̓̂́́̐̂͌̐͒̏̃̾̈̒̎͂͊̒̀͊̓̂͒̔̊͐͗͑͌͊̀͌̓̃̔̽́̈́̒͐̏̂̂̈́̿̌͆̏̂͂͆͐̋͌̈́͂̽̎͂̒̐̔̈́͗̅̈́̓̄̐̽́͊͋͋̇̓̀̌͐̉̒̂̍̅̉͗̓̑͋̈́͐̅͑̀͌̒̏̉̾̂́̏̿̇̍̀̓̿́͒̓͘̕͘͘̕͘̚͘͘̕̕͘̚͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅs̴̡̨̨̨̡̡̡̨̨̡̛̯̠̱̳͓̝̮̼̫͎̦̠̹̯̗̙̮͚̯̞͍̹̺̯̖̘͖͍̫̜͍̺̯͉͇͓̱͔͇̝̫̩͇̗̪̻̯̗͙̮̙̩͇̥̻̟͎̜̫̼̫̟̮̩̮̦̫̤͚̞͓̪̭̟͕̪̲̖̫͈̞̳̜̖̠͚͇͙̯̞̫͓̲͍̭͕̭̥͎̦̣͛̀́́́̎͗̈́͆̉̊̃͛̄̈̓̊͑̈́̋̊͒̀͐̈́̽̋̊͆̀̈̀̈́͐̉̂͌͒̽̊͐͂̆͒̇̇̑͒͂̾̑̈́͒̕͘͜͜͠͝͠͠͝ͅͅw̶̡̢̡̢̡̨̡̨̧̧̧̡̢̧̡̡̧̧̡̧̨̢̨̡̡̨̛̛̛̛̛̛͍͉̦͕̬̯̹̙̭͓̞̹͙̰̟͖̭̩̦̻͖͖̹̙̞͔͚̰̬̳̺̱̗̙̩̺͉̹̳̼̺̠͚̩̯̙̙̼͇̣̬͚̤̭͉̝̲̱͎̞̺͍̭̥̘̻͓̣̱͕̖̼̥̰̭̮͔͓͙̗̮͈̳͖̫̰͙̪̪͚̜̰̫̘̳̤͙̥̪̰̪̥͎̰͎̝͓̙̝̠̹̝̰̪͙̲̮̬̤̠͇̗̝̭̻̘͙̦̬̭̯͓͎͍̼̥͍͓̯̮̰͕̦̹̗̭̬͇̖̼͙̭̮̥̪̲̫̼͕͇̳̘͎̮̱̫̘̗͉͉͔̪͉̞͇̣̜͙̹͙̱̤͚͓̰̦̠͎̬͙̞͕̤̱͍̩͇̝͓̺͓̟̻͚̩̞̟̺̭̱͕̘̙̮̭̳̤̠̝͎̮͇̞̲̜͈̥̗̻̟̩͓̫̤̥̣͇͍͍̻̻͙̯̺̼̺͓̖̹̜̮͎͆̾̈́̿̅̿͒̓̾͑̾͂̈́̀͊̐̐̈́̏̍̓̓͛̉̀̽̑̀̿̇͒̇͛̃͒̌͗̆̀̑̍́̑̿̑͒͒̉͂́̓̈́̉̿͂̽͛͛̉͋̊̒͊͊̾̐̌̂̾͊́̓̏͋̒̈̇͛̋̏́͌̈́̄͆̋̔̊̀͗̄́͊̋̀̍́̽́̄̄̐̋̈́͑̐̀͂̌͌͂̑̆͆̐̈́̑͛̓͒̃̀̇̂͑͋͌̓̊̾̈́̓̅̓͛̄̀̅̂̀̽̐̓̀͆̊̀̐͋̇̈́̍͐́̋͑͒̍͆̾͌͆̂̊̈́͐́̿́͋͆͗̉̂̎̈́͋́͗͑̈́͊̅̒̑̓̌̃̾̓̇̌͗͛͒̑͒̽̈́́͗̄͌̅̍̇́̈́̽́͒̑̒̉́̀͆̐̂̉̇̌̉̿̋̄̚͘̚̚̕̕̚̚͘͘̕̕̚̕̕̚̚̚͘̚̚͘̕͘͘͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅȁ̷̢̧̡̡̨̨̨̧̡̨̢̡̢̡̧̧̡̛̛̛̛̺̥͇̫̳̙̤͓̫͉̹̜̣̝̝͖̮̞͈̘̞͕̘̩̝̳͕̟̞̳̗̱͙̖͕̪̖̪͈̳̘͚̼̖̥̼̬͇̘̰̫̲̲̳͕̦̮͙̘̯͍̯̲̰͈͔͓̝̮̜̹̟̖͙͖͎̥͔̦̼̗̭̲̳͎̼͖͇͉͎̗̘̥̠̼̦̠̼͕̫̘̭̮̱͈̹͖̙̥͎̜̲̞̻̲̝̙̬̪͔̥̖̯̯̱̰͖͙͓̖̬̩̖̩͎̹̥̻̠̹͈̙͙̟̆̾̊̅͐͌̆͆̄̈́̀̅̿͊͐̽̈̆̒̑̈̆͌͌͌̿̄̄́̉́̔̔̅͒͋̆̓̌̅͗̾͊͌̉́̊̈̎͋̌̄́̌̓̏̀̈̀̊̿̒̅͑͊̉̈́́͆̉͋̓͗̀̆̒̽͛́̇̋̍͂̃̃͊̿͊̿̀̐̈́͒̔̌̈͑̊̃̃͒̏̇͊͋̊̔̍́͑̄͆̈́̎̃͆̔͋̐̿̊̐̐̔͒̈́̒͆̓͂̑̋̆̑̆̔̏̂̊̉́͆́̽̊̈́̋̿̀̐͛̂͂̔͑̓̒͆̊̽̀̆͛͛̂̾̏͗̏̀̎̆̆͂͊͊̏̀͒͐͒͗̿͗̌̏̀͋͛̊́͘͘͘̕̚̕̚̕̚̚̕̕̚̚̕͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͠͠ͅͅn̷̡̢̡̧͙͙͙͕̝̬̭̣͓̮͖͉̲̱̹͍̪͖̩̦̲̪͈͚̝̹̹̣͖̪͇̘̻̝͉̼͚̪̮͇̱͎̟̗̜͈͕͖̲͙̪̬͎̣̝̞̭̈́̈́͗̒̽͋͊͑͒͒̀͆͆̊̋͆̎̎͆̂̀̔͋͛̊́̆́̈͆͊͐͌̔̇̑͋̊̊͊́̈̒̓̀̆̆͒̓͆̍̏͜ͅa̷̛̛̛̛̛̗̹͔̟͖͙̭̥͚̻̫͉̥͎̗͓͖̱͈͕̥̺̙͉̥̭̯̺̳͕͈̾͂̏̂͒͆̓̒̏̂͂̂͌̇̀́͑̿͐̐̂̋͆̽̍̋̆̽̆̍̓̎̈̀̒̂̐͋͛͋̈́̃̇͋͆͆͌̽̆̀͌́͌͆̄͑̆͌͂͒̓͐̍̎͋̆̎̒̽̏̀͛̋͐̈̿͐͂́̈́̀̅̔̍̇́͗̌͌̄̋͐̇̽̍̽̆̌̂̈́̈͗̏̈́̿̌̑́̈́͒̑̔̀̋́̓͑̓̔͑̿̅̈͛̆͋̃͌͒̽̔͑̏̎̌̆̇͑̐́̋̿̊̐̎̓́̿͗̊̐̽̐͋͑̃̈́̈́̾͆̂̅̀̋̍̃͑͑͒͊̇̔̀͛̃̅̑̉̑̎͌̔͊̊͂̾̈́̌̈́͌́̒̀̕̚̚̕͘̕͘̚͘͘̕̚̕͘̚̚͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͠
I̵̼̺̥̘̞̪̳̰̱̪̋̆̆̇̑̌̊͊͌ͅ ̶̨̨͓̮̮̙̹͔̘̩͓̉̊̈́̌̎̾̅͝͠é̴̢̠͉̞̬͎͎̯̰͎̺͔͙̝͚̦̫̻̙̘̪̱͗͒͂̈̇̊̌͐̓̈́͜͝ͅȃ̷͇͓̩̩̝͈͓̂̈́́̊͒̇̈́̑̓̊̈́ţ̵̡̛̯̜͚̟̞̟͖͎͖̦̘̹̣̪̼̪̫̱͓̓̈̀̽͆̔͐̅̊̅͌͋̐́̎̆͆̀͒̕͝ͅͅͅ ̶̧̯̝̭̩͙̼̫͓̬̣̟̞̯͔̄͛͋̎̈́͒̒̋͒̃̊̈́̈́͋̑͆͊̕̚͜͜͝͝p̷̡̳͖̜̞͔̪͕̝͈̬̗͇̭̘̮͚̝͕̮͕̻͙͒̂̿̅̃͗̕͜͝ǫ̸̡̛͓̦̙̺͕͔̬͔́͊̄̌̌̃͋̐̀͆̾̄̃̾̽͘̚ö̶̢̨̞̥͔̘͉͖̗̟̪̭̙̭͚͎̙̗͉͈̭͕̹̮͍͋̿̒̍̉͗̓̏̌͋̓́͛̂̕͝p̸̡̧̬̮̭͙̣̥̬̤̹̱̞̙̩̻̬̞̮̟̣̂̀͐̔̂̋̄̃̓̌̎̀̏͜ ̷̧̰̥̼̟̯͉̦̗̦͈͔̩̳͉͊̄̃̔̓̒̋̐̑̌̍͋̈́͒͋̑͝í̸̡̖̝̮͎̖̲̲̙̘̘̭̻̻͚͈̈͗́́͌͛̈̏͋̄͊̀́͂̿͒͘͜͝ͅņ̸̢͓̮͓̭̞͙͍̮̫̭͉̭̯̼̞̳̻̘̀̆̏̑͂͆̉́̊͂̅͛̈́̉̉͘͘̕͝ ̷̝̟̔͐͗̍̌́͌͘͘M̴̢̧̢̥͔̺̯͔͔͙̝̰̜͇̩͍̙̠̻̲͓̔̓̈́͐̌̓̌̊͌͋͗̎͋͋͗͑̕͘̕͜ͅͅͅa̴̢̪̣͓͕̭̲̙͓̹͎̮̠͚͉͉͎̱͙̙̪̱̞̭̐̿̂̾̽̑̔̌̊̚͜ų̸̛̥͕̤̙̯̖͖̤̘̼̯̘͓̗̰̲͔͎͈̗̟̉̉̃̋͛̈́̇͆͛́̎͐̓̏͝ͅͅr̵̛̛̥͚̰̮̰̘̩̩̻̦͖̠̠͔̩̖͉̞̼͕̪̖̪͐̒̋̽̔͋̀̈́̎̈̌̓͑͒̑̆̍͒̌̚į̴̳͍͚͕͔͇͎̊̂̈͆̊́͂̊̀̄̒͋̊̊͆̓͗̊͗̀͌̕̕̚ţ̸̧̥͖͓̖̩͎͎̞̣͉̣̞̗͉̳̜̽̉̃̔͋̿͐̽̈̔̈́͜͠a̶̢͕̹̗̝̩̤̭̼̝̬͌̈́̌̓́̋̀̈̄̓͒͗͛̽̀̏͘͜͝͠ņ̶͙̙̞̜̹͈͇̫͎̫̺̳͔̻͕̥̱͓͙̉̀ͅi̷̡͔̳̤̥̦̰̟̭̤̦̯̳̖͙̬̖̺̥͆̇̆͊̈́͊͛̒̃͊̀̕ã̴̡̰̪͚̫̖̱͇̻̝̜̲̳̹̥̮̦̤͔̥̾̈́̈̉̀̔͑͜͜͜͠͝
5782582
Lolol
5782584
Yes, you have now joined the Zalgo side of the Force.
5782886
It’s pretty absurd I have to say. I’ve never seen it in on fimfiction or anywhere on the internet before I met you lol.
5782913
Wow, that's actually interesting.
I've seen it plenty of places.
5782918
I guess I live under an internet rock then somehow. I’m addicted to like Google maps, Wikipedia, and YouTube (I know there’s public comments on YouTube, but I don’t look at them much lol). I also don’t use social media much, mostly just Facebook messenger to talk to friends. I occasionally use Reddit too but don’t comment. This is the main forum site I use, especially lately. I wonder who’s responsible for that .
5782924
Jeff Zuckerburg, obviously. Head of Amazonbook.
5782930
Really? I thought it was Elon Gates, the creator of the Tesla lap top.
5782942
Jerry Schwarzenegger, DId you ever stop and think about the I'LL BE BACK.
5782947
I think about that whenever I’m in Chad!