WTFIWWY-It's My Party And I'll Shoot If I Want To · 3:20pm June 23rd
This week the life lessons we learned:
-Don't shoot at police helicopters. They don't like that and will arrest you.
-Denmark is recalling some brands of hot and spicy Korean ramen for being too hot. Thanks Denmark for reinforcing that negative stereotype about white people.
-If you're a cop, don't have sex with someone in the parking lot of a grocery store. If you're not a cop, don't have sex with someone in the parking lot. I know you might be hot under the collar and hard-up for it, but show some restraint and wait until you're at home to go ham on their undercarriage.
-A pastor is supposed to be a member of the cloth, a man of God and to set an example for his congregation. Don't file false deeds to attempt to claim property from other churches.
-Don't leave your car with the doors unlocked and they key in the ignition. That's practically a steal me sign for any would be car thieves.
-Don't drink and drive. If you do and get in a crash, maybe put it in park and wait for thecops to come scoop you up. Don't speed away, drive like a maniac, punch a maintenance worker and headbutt a cop.
