WTFIWWY-Come Fail Away · 3:00pm Sunday
The life lessons we learned this week:
-If you're going to steal a yacht, know what the hell you are doing or you are very likely to just float right into the cops.
-If you unlawfully enter into a bank that is unlocked, make your arrest mean something. You don't want to be the guy sitting in jail who broke into an unlocked bank and got nothing out of it, steal a desk or something.
-Don't steal an ambulance, the cops will chase you and arrest you.
-If you're trying to hide from the police, turn off your cellphone's ringer.
-If you're going to parkour, don't do it in ancient cities that are protected cultural heritage sites. You will break something in the city.
-If you're pissed off at your ex, maybe find some less destructive means to vent your anger. Here are a few examples: Rent space on a local billboard near where they live that calls them a dirty name. Make a slam post on social media calling them dirty names. Go get some therapy. What you don't do is try to burn their house down.
