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rhony


Just a MLP fan trying my hand at fan fiction.

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  • 515 weeks
    Finished the Maud and Cheese Story

    Well, they are officially special someponies. I'll probably follow up with another story later in their lives together, if this one get popular enough.

    I hope you all like/liked it! Please feel free to point out inconsistencies and/or errors; I tried to catch them all but it is hard to edit your own work.

    Best,
    Rhony

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  • 515 weeks
    Maud and Cheese finally kissed!

    In Chapter 8! Woo Hoo! I'm so glad they finally got there!

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  • 515 weeks
    Maude versus Maud

    I think I've finally gotten rid of all the extra "e"s in my story - thanks to my DS for pointing them out!

    Maud and Cheese are about to go on their date. But it isn't going to end like either of them predicted...

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  • 515 weeks
    Now that Chapter 6 is done....

    Well, it took a long time but I finally got Chapter 6 up. And my dear son finally read the first five chapters. He's really good with details, so I have some minor edits to make thanks to him. But nothing that will change the story.

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  • 515 weeks
    Finally done writing Rock Songs!

    Whew! That took a long time. On to Chapter six - huzzah!

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Aug
11th
2014

Yet More Rock Songs · 2:23am Aug 11th, 2014

Marble (with apologies to Marvin Gaye)

Marble, marble
Palaces that reach so high
Marble, marble, marble
Monuments that touch the sky
You know for building it's so great
Crushed it’s used for aggregate - Ya

Marble, marble
You don't need to foliate
You see, limestone is the answer
Heat and pressure is its fate
You know once that stone is baked
then it’s marble, that’s the way…

Acid it will neutralize
Calcium it supplies
Soil it will fertilize…
That’s what marble’s done
What marble’s done
Ya, what marble’s done
Ah, what marble’s done

Marble, marble, by the Mohs scale you are three
When you’re white it means you
Have few impurities
You know for building you’re so great
Crushed you’re used for aggregate
Oh

Acid it will neutralize
Calcium it supplies
Soil it will fertilize…
That’s what marble’s done
What marble’s done
Tell me what marble’s done
I’ll tell you what marble’s done - Uh

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Conglomerate (with apologies to Supertramp)

In the simplest way, every rock is just made of mineral,
Identically chemical, simple
Mix those minerals up and you start to have rocks like Andesite,
Amphibolite, Dolomite, Novaculite…
But for rocks like me, it’s not that easy, we are clastic,
Made of little bits, rocky fragments
It the most extreme case large rocks are encased in sediment,
The resulting mass is called conglomerate

There are times when all the world's asleep
The questions run too deep
For a conglomerate.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd
But please tell me what I am.

Most rocks can say they’re made a certain way, some carbonates,
Sulfates, phosphates, silicates
That’s not true for me, any mix of these, could be part of me,
Sulfides, halides, oxides, all of these!

There are times when all the world's asleep
The questions run too deep
For a conglomerate.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd
But please tell me what I am.

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