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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Oct
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2015

HAHA! HA! · 12:54pm Oct 25th, 2015

Oh boy! I headed out at 5 PM and I was like "I'm gonna be out till 2 AM, I know it'll be tough, but I'm a tough guy." But it turns out I was out till 6 AM! PRETTY CRAZY HUH?!? I MAY HAVE WOKE UP AT 8 AM, MEANING I'VE BEEN UP FOR 22 HOURS, BUT WHO CARES RIGHT?!? SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK! BEING ABLE TO THINK IS FOR THE WEAK! HOME IS FOR THE WEAK UPDATES AT 7 AM SHARP EVERYDAY! AND I AM GOING TO UPDATE AT 7 AM SHARP! I DON'T CARE! I DON'T CARE HOW TIRED I AM! I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE CHURCH IN THE MORNING! I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE HISTORY HOMEWORK DUE FOR COLLEGE SOON! HOME IS FOR THE WEAK UPDATES AT 7! AM! SHAAAAAAAARP!!!

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Comments ( 12 )

Welcome to my sleep schedule. Please check your sanity at the door.

3495478
HAHA! HA! HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE-

What time zone are you in? Because at the time this post was posted, it was 0900.

3495544
I'm too tired to remember, but it's 7:00 AM right now on my end, so...

3495553 I have 1000, so I think you are on the West Coast.

I think the insanity card just came into play here... :twilightoops:

I don't think you're going to stick to that, and I won't blame you. Just get some sleep before you go even more crazy. :twilightoops: And I say that for your sake AND your stories'.

3497489
That was in response to that last chapter actually. Besides, I'm perfectly fine now.

I mean, I haven't really slept yet but being up for 40+ makes you lose the ability to feel anger.

3497494 What do you mean, last chapter? Response to your own story? I'm confused. :applejackunsure:

3497498
The chapter I said I had an hour to post was "Gotta be the best friend, gotta beat your worst friend." (That's weird to say even in context.) this blog post is almost a day old now.

3497504 Oh, I see. I didn't even see that you posted a new chapter. :twilightsheepish: I usually get on Fimfiction around once a day, and I didn't get on tonight until shortly before my first comment on this blog. I'm now realizing why I was so lost. Unfortunately, I can't fix that until tomorrow/later today because I need to go to sleep. 1:05 AM is pushing it for me. Here's to us both getting some decent sleep. :twilightsmile:

Edit: I just found out my bookshelf isn't tracking this story for some reason even though I clearly have it set to do so, and I've added the story to said bookshelf. [huff]:ajbemused:

3497534
Yeah, FIMfiction is weird about that. Should've been asleep a while back, then Her Knight in Faded Armor updated.

Night dude.

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