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Three Double-Zero!

Wow. Three Hundred blogs.
I feel like some sort of celebration is in order...
No, not a celebration. A promise.
I will have a new story out by next week.
No shit, guys. I'm doing this. To quote a certain shitty comic:
WHERE DOING THIS MAN
WHERE MAKING THIS HAPPEN
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434 weeks
Wishy Watches: RWBY and Akame ga Kill

RWBY
Happy singles awareness day, Jaune. :)
Well, shit. I guess that whatever 'It' is, it's fallen now. I'm gonna be blunt here- Pyrrha shouldn't have died. Not after saying goodbye to Jaune like that. Poor bastard probably feels like the crappiest level of crap- well, everyone seems to feel that way.
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434 weeks
Bio-Break

*surfaces from the water and crawls onto lifeboat*
I'VE DONE IT!
I'M FREE FROM RAPTURE!
Nah, not really. At most, I have three minutes.
Anywho, just a lil' reminder that I actually am updating that Bio thingy on my page, so if you ever give two shits about what a crazed teenage nerd does in her spare time, check it out.
Also, V-Day will finally not be a Me-Day.
Thanks, Cielle.
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434 weeks
Bioshock Log 004 - And So It Begins

>fire
>byotiful fire
>fire and wrenches
>my life is complete
>oh
>wait
>I can fucking hack these turrets?
>oh my goooood
>[THE MORE YOU KNOW]
>i think i had this minigame in first grade on some ancient computers
>that
>and a rockin' awesome 'I Spy' thing
>but anyways
>with my new robotic slaves, it is only a matter of time before international waters
>become
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434 weeks
Bioshock Log 003 - Fwee-Fwee

>alrighty
>i must scavenge this
>uh
>medical district
>for a source of fire
>and by that i mean drugs
>fire drugs
>drugs that let me expel fire
>basically wizard powers
>wait
>how did i not realize
>all those n00bs i killed with the Atlas Brand One-Two Punch™ had ammo
>holy fucking shit i have ammo
>ammo
>and a wrench
>and now a machine gun
>oh man
>it's heaven
>anyways
>hm
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Feb

11th

2016

Bioshock Log 002- Things get Druggier · 6:55am Feb 11th, 2016

>ok
>i need a weapon
>wrench
>perfect. The pinnacle of melee technology
>time passes
>holy hell a gun
>shit, like six bullets
>wrench
>little sister
>OH DEAR LORD I NEED THERAPY
>big daddy's legit though
>anyways
>must save stranger's family
>oh wait
>can't get in
>shoiyt
>better just
>keep going
>more time passes
>huh
>can't get into dentist?
>fire.
>i must find fire.

It just keeps going
~Natz

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Nova Arc

Nova Arc #1 · Feb 11th, 2016 · · ·

That's Bioshock for ya. But dat wrench, tho. And what the hell is the point in giving me a gun with like 6 rounds in it? Unless it's a shotgun, or better yet, a rocket launcher, that thing is useless to me! Might as well have just given me a pair of brass knuckles.

There At The Close

There At The Close #2 · Feb 11th, 2016 · · ·

3747375 Brass knuckles? Hell no! Wrench for life!
~Natz

Nova Arc

Nova Arc #3 · Feb 11th, 2016 · · ·

3747388 Definitely wrench... scratch that; Two... no... THREE WRENCHES!!! Imma go all Roronoa Zoro on their asses!

There At The Close

There At The Close #4 · Feb 11th, 2016 · · ·

3747411 Please tell me that's your melee weapon in Bioshock 2
PLEASE
~Natz

Nova Arc

Nova Arc #5 · Feb 11th, 2016 · · ·

3747413 I don't really play it. But when I did, it was wrench. It just felt logical.

Professor Tacitus

Professor Tacitus #6 · Feb 11th, 2016 · · ·

Again, perfect summary going on here
Don't worry, you'll get more ammo as the game goes. Trust me, you'll need it. Plus, you can upgrade your weapons and make em look crazy!