A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
"Hey Pierce, I'm too tired to think straight, can you make sure this makes sense?"
"My phone buzzed, is this important?"
"No, so I made a new chapter of-"
"B-THERE'S A SNAKE IN MAAAAH BOO~n, I'm trying to sleep."
"That's cool, so I made a new chapter of Home is for Weak, can you check it out?"
*Sigh*
"Alright, send it over..."
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Lol, not exactly how it went down. But it's accurate enough ;P