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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Feb
19th
2016

Hey, look what I found. · 11:45am Feb 19th, 2016

"Hey kid, wanna hear the time my father was killed and I was raised to avenge him and kill King Sombra?

"No."

"WELL, I was just a young filly at the time, my teeth ached from clenching..."

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Comments ( 4 )

my father was killed and I was raised from to avenge him

I think you accidentally a word... :rainbowwild:

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I have been awake for such a long time, I couldn't find what was wrong with that after reading it three times in a row.

Good night.

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Sleep tight, but for what it's worth:

I was raised from to avenge him

raised from

:scootangel:

EDIT: Also

wanna hear the time

Forgot an 'about' there, too. Just on fire tonight, eh? :rainbowlaugh:

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