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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Murder · 11:27pm Mar 7th, 2016

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Comments ( 5 )

And that was the day that Shootaloo shot up the schoolhouse.

Why is it always the ones you would least expect?

I'd love to laugh, but seeing The Onion reminds me that... the Onion is no longer safe and has been corrupted by Hillary Clinton.

The Onion Ish Dead

Cheerilee was surprised that it was Shootaloo when she pulled a Glock out of her hock.
Button Mash seemed like the most likely to shoot up the school because of his overwhelming
interest in video games.

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