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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Jun
10th
2016

Delicious Disapproval · 7:01am Jun 10th, 2016

Story gets two downvotes
Goes from ranked 930ish to 1140ish
No longer in the 1000 rankings.

So like, that's still really, really impressive. I can't believe well ranked this story is, and I have absolutely no right to complain in the slightest.

And yet...

It's like being real hungry and getting a bite of cake, and then not having anymore cake right after that bite.

I don't know.

But hey, whatever, I mean, I don't take the story seriously in the slightest anyway, doing so kinda would ruin the charm of it. Honestly, the fact I'm bringing this up makes me feel like one of those 'small name big ego' guys or something. Always promised myself I never would put weight on my name on this site or anything, and I try my hardest to stick to that, even if I don't succeed all the time. Always been super neurotic, have to try my hardest not to take anything personally or read too deeply into things.

So with that being said, I'm perfectly hunky dory! It's really not that big of a deal at all. Downvotes are just downvotes, comes with the territory~

INTERNAL SCREAMING.

Report Pickleless · 213 views · Story: Home is for the Weak ·
Comments ( 12 )

O question how anyone could dislike such an amazingly random.story that some how makes sense.

But I guess comady is in the eye of the beholder and all that.

Also.surprised two votes made such a drastic difference.

Honestly, the fact I'm bringing this up makes me feel like one of those 'small name big ego' guys or something.

It does, a little. :derpytongue2:

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And that's okay, that's also not a huge deal. It just shows I'm a normal human being with normal human feelings, and by tomorrow I'll probably be over it.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

If it makes you feel any better, I just upvoted and favorited that silly fic of yours. :pinkiehappy:

I downvote everything you write.

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Thanks dude, that really means a lot to me.
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Thands dude, that really means a lot to me.

I remember spending like a day in the No.1 Top-Rated on FimFic because my story had like a 250:0 like-to-dislike ratio. I spent a good portion of the day waiting for that one user to downvote it without telling me why. The moment it happened, I went from like 1st place to 850th place.

Moral of the story? The FimFic rating system is pretty freaking weird yo.

Second moral? My ego is way bigger than yours. In fact, I've got the best ego there is.

This will make everything feel better, Pickleless.

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So much nostalgia~
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So much empathy~

I know the feel. It's hard not to pay attention to the voting system. :ajsleepy:

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