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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Jun
14th
2016

Welp, it's 3 AM · 9:25am Jun 14th, 2016

Clicks the new chapter button for Home is for the Weak.

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Comments ( 14 )

*Sits intently*

It's a little past 4:30 in the morning. How's life?

4021491
A bit of a low point. I haven't had any interaction in person with another human in a long while. Getting increasingly manic. Sometimes, I can't stop laughing and dancing, other times, I start crying on the spot and get overwhelmed with sadness.

Writing soothes all.

4021497

Mang, you need to socialise. Are you still stuck out in that cabin? Get the hell out... go someplace.

4021501
Still housesitting, yes.
I think there's a fast food joint about 4 miles yonder. If it's not stupid hot out, I'll probably go there.

4021501 Maybe you should go to his cabin so I can ship it.

4021511
WHAT PART OF THAT STATEMENT
DID YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND
FIND OUT WHERE PICKLE IS
AND GO TO HIS PLACE
AND HANG OUT
SO I CAN
SHIP IT

4021513

Meh, I am done with the internet for the night. :trixieshiftright:

4021515

Shipping ruins lives, mang. That's just the way it is.

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