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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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  • 2 weeks
    Dickens and the aliens

    Patchwork Poltergeist posted a fragment of what I hope is a story about Cozy Glow and how she got that way. It involves Flim and Flam and the way Patchwork writes them reminded me of something but I couldn't put my finger on it until now.

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  • 2 weeks
    Spambot w/username "Iranian scholars for liberty" or some shit

    Dropping lots of foreign-language posts. Could somebody take care of that please?

    Also just saw a spambot post flogging fake IDs. Literally, as in "Hey, get your fake IDs here!" Given the site's recent experience with underage members (ahem) the mods may want to take a look at this, at least.

    Thanks!

    3 comments · 44 views
  • 5 weeks
    Bot accounts not being deleted

    I realize mods have real lives so sometimes they can't check a horsewords site every day, but bot posts have been proliferating and they don't seem to have been taken down starting about three days ago.

    I keep trying to find the right forum fir this and I'm always getting told it's the wrong one, so I'll post this here and maybe someone who sees it will ping the mods.

    2 comments · 84 views
  • 9 weeks
    You can't stay, no you can't stay...

    How's it feel when there's
    Time to remember?
    Branches bare like the
    Trees in November...

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  • 19 weeks
    Quite ugly one morning

    Don't the sky look funny?
    Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    From the Dawn's early light?

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    3 comments · 100 views
Oct
22nd
2018

"For those of you who tuned in today expecting to see the President of the University of Vermont..." · 11:56pm Oct 22nd, 2018

"...this...is not him."

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I loved that show! Bob Newhart was one of the funniest comedians ever!

Can I bring my mini-horses to BronyCon ?

Newhart had the best comedic timing, and specialized in the 'talking to idiots' genre. I have all of his albums (you know those vinyl discs that make noises)

(makes a mental note to write a tiny ponies/Harry Potter crossover)

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"Hello, I'm the pilot of your new Boeing 707 jetliner, and I've let my co-pilot Fred handle the controls while I've come back here to answer your questions about this marvelous new aircraft. Who's first?...Yes, you ma'am...

"...what?...

"...I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up--I can't hear you over the noise of the engines...

"...oh, that's okay: they've stopped...

"...

"...um, Fred?..."

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