50 Questions. · 8:00pm Dec 16th, 2020
Okay~
1. What is your first name?
Brennen
2. How old are you?
28.
3. What country are you from?
USA
4. What do you look like?
If it wasn’t such a hassle I’d show a pic~ 220 pound white man, all from genetics and a bit underweight, that has the normal talking voice of Fluttershy.
5. What do you wish you looked like?
I’m content with myself, didn’t use to be~ I guess the same but with a lot of garish clothing and clown make up.
6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?
Roughly a decade ago a visited a relative and was forced to stay at the couch, except when using the restroom. They had MLP season 1 on loop for their baby in the crib. I was forced to watch season 1 roughly 12 times. After processing an intense amount of hate for MLP, I found myself unable to stop thinking about it, here we are.
7. What is your favorite ship?
Anything taboo or shunned raises that spicy romance feeling in my heart. At the moment Sunset x Scootaloo, but that’s because of hate romance and Anon-a-Miss is on the mind.
8. What is your least favorite ship?
Rainbow Dash and Applejack. It should’ve been Rarity dammit-
9.Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
Everyone knows, down to the grandparents. Everyone.
10. Were they a family member?
My family does have a bad habit of forming into one conscious and becoming the final boss of a horror game. Attended one of those mass reunions, would not recommend.
11. Favorite MLP episode?
Saddlerow Review.
12. Who is your favorite superhero?
Good grief, wasn’t blessed with comics growing up. Uhm, probably Spider-Man. Good ol’ Peter has always been lovable to me.
13. Favorite Anti-hero?
Punisher is refreshing.
14. Favorite supervillain?
I’ve always appreciated the Joker is a mundane man who is so batshit insane and determined he’s considered a villain on a supernatural level, a lovely contrast to Batman.
15. Favorite anti-villain?
One of my favorite character types to casually brainstorm, you think I would be able to name one off the top of my head~ Does Bowser from Mario count? He kinda jumps all over the place.
16. What was the last book you read?
A fic on this site? Last night I checked out Discord’s rewrite~ A book digitally? A Commissar Cain novel. A physical copy? Belgariad.
17. What is the last movie you watched?
It’s been years. I can’t recall.
18. Favorite song at the moment?
A racist siivagunner remix. Who knew taking the N word out and converting it to Chrono Trigger instruments would make it sound incredibly wholesome.
19. What song do you always come back to?
A reversed rendition of Paula’s theme from Mother 2.
20. What is your current job?
Jobless currently.
21. What job do you want in the future?
It would be nice to do some volunteer work sometime soon. I’d like to work with people happy to see me instead of trying to think of how to aggressively yell what they want.
22. Dream job?
None. I don’t know if I lack imagination or are just lazy.
23. At this moment what is your greatest achievement?
I was a home nurse for a dying women until she passed away.
24. At this moment what is your greatest failure?
Accidentally burning down my home and killing my pets.
25. Do you have any pets?
...
26. What is your dream pet?
Parrot.
27. Do you own any weapons?
Shortsword. Staff treated with oil, long knife, knife.
28. Is there a gun you really want?
Raging Bull.
29. What religion are you?
Christian in the moral beliefs it includes on being ethical towards others, I grew up with it but it’s hard to retain faith as I get older.
30. If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?
A Dodo Bird. I heard they were sweethearts before extinction.
31. If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?
I have a lot of individuals in my life who died, but oddly enough, I don’t want to wish any of them back to life. Maybe it feels disrespectful to the note of finality, it could be I got a resolution, regardless of it being a bad one, and I just want to keep that, a resolution. Regardless, at the moment, I don’t wish to bring back the dead.
32. Are you political?
Yes and no. I’m very quiet surrounded by vocal opinionated people. It’s difficult to not form your own conclusions and bias purely based on the large, constant input from everyone.
33. Are you married?
No.
34. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
No.
35. Have a crush on anyone?
No.
36. Care to explain?
I am incredibly horny and I legitimately, purely, emotionally, never want to touch another human being in a sexual manner.
37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
Yes, I’m frequently told I have a good structure. I could be far better if I put in the effort, but I don’t want that kind of attention.
38. If you could spend a day with someone alive who would it be?
Namgam? Adda? Rune Soldier Dan? Stardust? Norris? Basically any friend I’ve known for a long time but not in person.
39. Who is your favorite pony?
Scootaloo.
40. Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share?
I’m fairly shameless, to the point where I’m now having the issue of “Is this aspect of me embarrassing enough? I don’t know if this is cringey or not because I legit am indifferent to this-“
41. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece?
Home is for the Weak is soothing to write in.
42. Are you a virgin?
Yes, thank god.
43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life?
There a lot of strong answers, some that could get me into trouble. I think the most extreme thing I’ve done is mercy kill someone, hours away from death in a painful coma. In my defense I was young and a nurse over the phone advised me to do it.
44. Favorite TV show besides MLP?
I haven’t had access to public television in a long time. MLP was a lucky happenstance.
45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?
Pregnancy, Mind Control, Incest. Although to be honest the older I get the more acceptable I find the more taboo stuff out there.
46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
I could make it worse if you like.
47. What are some of your favorite MLP stories on this site?
Best Night Ever, Long Road to Friendship.
48. Favorite quote?
“Evil only prevails when good men standby and do nothing.”
49. Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?
Yes. I don’t like violence, it’s given me a sharp tongue at times to counter with.
50. Did you answer all these questions honestly?
Of course. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
This is underweight? How fucking tall are you?
Also Raging Bull? Nice.
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I’m a big boy~
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As a 5'3 girl, that sounds a little terrifying.
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Pickle is eight foot confirmed.
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I’m a big boy~