Mar
19th
2021
You only have 60 hours left to write 150 words! · 8:31am Mar 19th, 2021
Will you make it on time, I wonder?
Yes, it only takes you 10 minutes to write a flashfic, so 60 remaining hours should be plenty of time. But then again, you had the whole month since my announcement and you produced nothing!
Go on. Pencil in your mouth and crack up a flashfic!
Show me what you got:
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/212112/flashfic/thread/463261/flashfic-150-march-2021-accelerated-evolution
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#flashfiction
#competition
#prompt
#accelerated evolution
#evolving
#deadline
I thought I blocked you, I should not be able to see your posts.
5478601 Don't blame me, blame knighty.
But since you're here, want to win a writing competition? There's glory to be had for you. You'll even be featured on the front page of the group. All you have to do is click on this link:
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/212112/flashfic/thread/463261/flashfic-150-march-2021-accelerated-evolution
and write 150 words or less. And also win. Easy, right?
5478602
No thanks, I don't want to
5478603 No glory for you then. And here I thought you liked attention.
5478605
I'm not in the mood
5478605
Please block me
5478608 I haven't blocked anypony in my life. I'm not about to start with you. Yes, you're annoying, egotistical and self-centered. You also almost got me kicked off Fimfiction. But that's still not reason enough for me to block you.
5478609
I think that's a pretty good reason to block me!!
5478609
How dare you tell me that I am annoying? I am cooler than you.
Actually I am more awesome than all the users on this site combined, oh yeah I still don't fucking understand what you mean
5478614 Maybe for you. But I have high blocking standards. I don't just block anypony, you know?
I'm sorry to say this, but you don't live up to my high standards for blocking. Consider this a rejection; I'm not blocking you.
5478617
Well fuck, I don't want to see your posts
5478619 Tough luck, awesome person. For the first time in your life, you won't get whatever you want.
5478621
Fuck, I don't like you, I have never liked you
5478622 Then we seem to have a common bond. Our feelings for each other are reciprocal, and we have mutually confessed them to one another.
5478627
This not a relationship
It's a solid relationship built on the firm foundations of hatred and disdain. I propose to you.
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5478655, will you take me to be your arch-nemesis through good and the bad?
5478675
Yes
5478601
If you don't want to see Bad Dragon's blog posts, you need to unfollow him. Go to his user page, and click on where it says "Following" next to his name...
This isn't his contest, btw, he's just promoting it. He just won last months, and the winner each month gets to set the theme of next month's contest. It's a pretty fun contest I've been in many times!
--Sweetie Belle
5478880
I thought blocking him would be like unfollowing him so I wouldn't have to see his blog posts
5478880 Will I see your entry this month?
As the next evolutionary step that you are, I'd figure you'd have something to write about.
5478885
Nope, blocking doesn't do nearly as much as you might think!
--Sweetie Belle
5478898
That'd really require me actually coming up with a good idea, though, and that's something I've been rather lacking on this one. Work's been kinda nonstop the last two weeks, too, so I've been even more burned out then usual.
--Sweetie Belle
5479112
Oh
5479116 Would it help spark your imagination if you saw a title for your story? Because I can provide you with those:
Artificial selection
Best adapted pony
Better offsprings
Breeding
Planned Husbandry
Hybridization
Only the best genes are good enough for a foal
Eugenics
Biological survivability
Adaptation
Fitting organism
Born for the environment
The next step in the evolution
Survival of the fittest
Biological assertion
Master race
The missing link
Improved descendants
Targeted multiplying
Reproduction for the chosen
Spawning something better
The first of the good-enoughs
Privileged procreation
Born to win
Responsive adjustment
Suitable mate
Made for the circumstance
Advanced muton
A higher state of being
Phylogenesis
A new taxonomy
Environmental conditions have nothing on me
The true survivor
Latent abilities
Healthy babies
Conceiving the future
The posterity of advanced progenitor
The children are our betters
Worthy to exist
Suited for life
A condition for birth
Genetical modification
Toward singularity and beyond
5479402
Not really, but I did get an idea between my last reply and yours, so I scribbled something down and posted it. I see issues with it, but it's good practice, I suppose...
--Sweetie Belle