"You, though? A complete and utter mystery to me, even now. Do you know how infuriating it is to have a pony who is a puzzle I cannot solve?"

A story owed to themoontonite for nearly a year. Thank you for being patient with me.

Thanks to Undome Tinwe and The Red Parade for editing.

Cover art by SkullJooce.

Lying on the floor of the missing Princess's ransacked room is an otherwise-unremarkable diary. Most of the pages have been torn out or rendered unreadable by debris and spilled ink, but a few are still legible.

Time and time again, Equestrian magic has proven to be dangerously unstable in the human world. SciTwi realizes that if she wants to study magic safely, she needs another source of arcane power.

So she decides to steal Christmas Hearth's Warming.

Naturally, Sunset is on board.

This was written for Dubs Rewatcher as a part of Jinglemas 2019! For more information about Jinglemas, check out our group!

Many thanks to GaPJaxie for the story idea, and to The Seer, The Legendary Bill Cipher, and Limonene for pre-reading and editing.

When Applejack delivers a package to the Kirin Village, Autumn Blaze meets a cardboard box for the first time.

Idea from ROBCakeran53's first PANIC fiction prompt, "A ing Cardboard Box," from the Quills and Sofa Speedwriting Competition.

A thank you to ROBCakeran53 and Syke Jr for proofreading before publishing.

Now with a sequel by TheDriderPony.

Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI.

Now with a reading by me!

This story is a sequel to A Kirin In Cardboard

After having learned of the joys and amazing potential of Cardboard Boxes for herself, Autumn Blaze decides that she must share this discovery with her village.

It ends with a declaration of war.

Written for the Quills & Sofa's "Expanding Universes" Prequels and Sequels event. This story is my extension on the original story A Kirin in Cardboard by TheLegendaryBillCipher. While reading Bill's story is not necessary to understand this one, it will provide some measure of context and you should just read it regardless because it is quite good.

Thank you to, basically everyone on the Q&S server for feedback, proofreading, and editing.

Spitfire wakes up to her worst nightmare: a day so foggy she'll need to cancel practice. She never cancels practice. After all, they're Wonderbolts and bad weather doesn't frighten them.

Hopefully, her partners can talk some sense into her before the injury reports mount.

Written for Quill's and Sofa First Curated Contest hosted by the themoontonite. i'm just mentioning the host because you should give her a follow, in order to find out all about how Fluttershy waters thirsty flowers.

Proofread by Vis-a-Viscera and Atom Smash. Who were lovely with their workshopping and are also worth the follow. Just mwah.

When Celestia and Luna took over the sun and moon, they came with manuals.

Now, as they browse the manuals, they find 'extra settings'.

Now, what do they do—

screams are heard in the distance

Written by iAmSiNnEr. Inspired by Shrink Laureate. Not to be taken seriously.

This story is a sequel to Fluttershy vs. Vacuum Cleaner

Fluttershy just wanted to send an apology letter to a friend. Instead, she got a human tablet.

Special thanks to FloydienSlip and Blueshift for editing.

Shining Armour had a great life, everything he could ever want. He was happy.

That is until the Monster arrived.

Violence tag due to certain themes within the story. CW: Child Abuse

An entry in the A Thousand Words Contest under Horror.

Preread by The Sleepless Beholder and mushroompone.

Taking a break from her schemes of conquest, Chrysalis sneaks away from her villainous allies in order for a little fun. Namely, scaring children, and eating their candy.

This was a request for a patron and was viewable earlier for said patrons. Head over here if you want a story like this for 5$ or to see stories early for just 3$! Yesterday's story can be found here.

Expect to see a new spooky centric story every day until Halloween!

If you want more content, then you'll be happy to know I just updated Hostile History with its thirty first chapter!

Now with a reading!