Chrysalis has a brilliant plan: exact vengeance upon the Bearers through having a minion gather all of their signatures and channeling magic through the words. Maybe she should have paid a little more attention to the 'minion' part.
There's probably a perfectly reasonable response to seeing a glowing tortoise slowly making his solitary way across the Trottingham fairgrounds. Pity about the local lack of perfectly reasonable ponies.
Ben Tennyson really didn't want to waste a weekend on repeatedly invading an alien intruder's dreams. And that was before the dark blue horse with the superiority complex called dibs.
Ponies planning to travel outside Equestria may wish to note that meteorology is not an exact science. (Preferably, this should happen before they go mad.)
You know that mare scream that's been in just about every film for the last few moons? The incredibly distinctive one which can't be mistaken for anything else? Guess who just figured out where it came from.
Rainbow's finally found a way to read which takes that pesky 'reading' part out. Now all Ponyville's lone device mechanic has to do is make it a little more... portable.
Rarity can (just barely) accept that Fluttershy would like to be a tree. The several hundred other ponies at the convention are giving her some trouble.
The Cakes have inadvertently summoned an eldritch horror from beyond space and time to destroy the world. Again. Because they do it every year. And now Pinkie has to waste yet another night in battling against the tentacled results. (Stupid holiday.)
Apple Bloom knows that for kids, the major autumn holiday is pointless: she's with her closest family every day. So why is Babs spending Homecoming at the Acres?.
Being the highest-ranking government official in any Equestrian town means bearing responsibility for its residents. But for Marigold, being in charge of Ponyville often makes it feel as if she can't do anything at all.
You would normally think there's no way for a simple change to the palace's water pipes to cause this much trouble. But before you start thinking that, you should probably know it's Crackfic Week.
A movie studio working on an adaptation, which listens to selected suggestions from fans, may benefit. A director who winds up taking all of his marching orders from an obsessive bibliophile is about to wish he'd never been born.
Spike thought that if a pony had checked out a book or printed a page once, they could be trusted to do it again without supervision. Spike was horribly wrong.
Shortly before a mission starts, a palace functionary asks the Bearers to consider the medical circumstances under which they would prefer to die. It's a perfectly normal question. It's also something nopony ever wants to think about.
Eventually, Twilight would learn that in the aftermath for any Ponyville outbreak of mass stupidity, the first priority was to find out how deeply Rainbow had been involved.
So scheduled weather means never getting a surprise day off from school? There have to be enough traces of anger in this town for the Crusaders to conjure up one storm! ...surely...
When you love somepony, you have to deal with everything which comes with them. Fleur is perfectly aware that she's effectively inherited Zephyr. She just doesn't understand why she isn't allowed to kill him.
After yet another year of missing out on an athlete's ultimate honor by a single vote, their father is going to the Immortal Livery -- to induct a rival. And he's bringing Rarity and Sweetie along for the ride. Possibly not the best idea...
Rainbow and Rarity often feel they have absolutely nothing in common. And with Rainbow temporarily grounded after a kite string impact, that lack of true connection is something they can talk about for hours...
In which Rarity learns that her ideal mane-and-tail shampoo has gone out of production forever and so experiences a perfectly reasonable (and logical!) series of reactions.
What's the best way to deal with that traveling cloud party? Make it somepony else's problem. And what's the best way for somepony else to deal with it? Repeat as necessary.
What's the difference between a prison with a lock and a prison with a door? Discord's student feels it's something her mentor should be able to answer -- but there are some things which Tish has to figure out for herself.
Scootaloo's living situation on the Acres is strictly temporary. Her parents will arrive to resolve things any day now. And then maybe Applejack will learn what 'responsibility' really means.
There are those who say that marks are destiny. But there is one who believes destiny is a trap. And there is nothing she will not do to make the world free.
What's so special about the traveling casino which just set up its tent in the Everfree? You can't lose. As long as you keep playing, you're guaranteed to at least break even. As Twilight and Pinkie discover, the problems only start when you stop...
Sixth-year Bill Weasley is tired of having witches chase him just for his looks: a problem which, in all the wizarding world, feels like his alone. But some say there are other worlds...
In which the Cutie Mark Crusaders decide that they will be in estrus exactly once in their lives, for an hour and a half, starting tomorrow, and so fail both biology and life forever. (Did I mention this was still Crackfic Week?)
Roseluck knows there's only one REAL reason why ponies would have to wear masks while congregating in public places. Now she just has to figure out what the conspiracy wanted it to be...