(WARNING: This story contains farting. Although it is completely non-sexual, this may still offend certain people. If you are one of these people, reading is not advised.)

After a hearty dinner and pleasant night's sleep at Apple Bloom's house, Scootaloo wakes up with a bit of a stomach problem. This, combined with a bit of juvenile mischief, leads to a rather unpleasant situation for her friends...

Can a shark loose in Ponyville ruin the Cutie Mark Crusader's absolutely-no-eating-us party? Yes. Yes, it can.

After eating an incredibly spicy burrito, Rainbow Dash discovers some blood on the toilet paper the next morning. Dash panics and rushes to Twilight, who then accompanies her to the doctor.

Unfortunately, her issue is beyond Doctor Stable's expertise. He refers Dash to Doctor A. Scope, a proctologist, for a more thorough examination.

A parody of "X does Y" stories.

Thanks to ZOMG, Proper Noun, Pyrotechnic, ajvasquezbrony28, ValorlordV5, and Sir Rustbucket for editing.

Rated Teen for... Oh, c'mon, you know what you're getting into!

Discord generally treats his own biology as an optional extra and for the most part, he's opted out. The processes involved in a fully-realized form are just a little too orderly for him, not to mention strange. Still, he's willing to admit that a physical body can create a little chaos here and there. And after hearing a group of preschoolers muse on whether he's capable of generating and passing gas -- the mundane way! -- he's curious to try it for himself. After all, they seem to think it's the funniest thing imaginable.

Preschoolers and Discord tend to have a lot in common. Like their sense of humor. And having absolutely no understanding of consequences.

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Pinkie Pie can fly, but she's an earth pony. How is this possible? Is this new power permanent? And finally, will anypony survive this day?

Just a short and simple little story I thought of writing.

Written as a fetish fic so be aware of that, though it's pretty tame.

contains: farts, facesitting, plot worship

A pegasus pony trapped in stone is found by the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Who is he and what has happened? How will he adjust to being set free from stone and all the changes in the world around him?

How will he face this new world alone?

This story stands alone from my other works. I hope you will enjoy it. Feedback is greatly appreciated. This idea has been rolling around in my head for quite some time.

Yay! Featured on 5/2/14. Danke!

The new band Deathclop is making a splash in Canterlot -- a splash of blood, from the ponies they eat at every show! So why is Fluttershy their new lead singer?

When they're given backstage passes to the next show, can her friends save her from a life of darkness? Can they even save themselves?

They were going to have a normal day. But Discord wanted to have fun. He couldn't stay 'good', he's the King of Chaos! So he decides to round up the main six and many other ponies and put them into a game.

In this game, they will either kill or be killed simple, as that. Last pony standing wins. Discord will accept no pleas, and will show no mercy as he messes with their surroundings and even their minds.

What will happen when everything Fluttershy knew and wanted is ripped away and replaced with a bloody, gruesome new reality, if only for a moment? Can her mind peaceful mind cope, or will it bend and snap, learning to think like a mind of the dark.

Pinkie Pie feeds Fluttershy some pony-bacon cupcakes. Fluttershy knows exactly what they are, and she likes them anyway. They decide to become vigilante cannibal serial killers, as you do. But have they bitten off more than they can chew? And what will happen when Twilight finds out?

Based super-loosely on KingMoriarty's Horsemeat for the Springtime-Sequel-Slash-Sandbox Switcheroo contest. Gore and violence are low-key in execution, but super disturbing in concept.

Edited by Scoots.