Nobody really likes to move, you leave friends and loved ones behind, familiar surroundings and move to someplace that is different from what you are used to. You have to learn the ropes all over again, make new friends and find your way around, not an easy or fun thing to do.

But what makes a move like that worse, is when it happens and you sleep through the whole thing, doubly so when you didn't plan said move.

(Featured April 5, 2014)

The ultimate action stallion ninja hero is back. In this critically acknowledged sequel to Blitzkrieg Poison Assassinates Killers, everypony's favorite demolitions expert must confront his old ninjutsu mentor and stop her once and for all.

…And this time…it's poisonal…

"The eighth movie in the series, the titular hero's exploits refuse to slow down. They never disappoint, and they even seem to get better over time. This may be the best one yet; more action than Blitzkrieg Poison Races Masters, and an even more intricate plot than Blitzkrieg Poison Versus the Master Race. 5/5 stars."
—R. Dash, Ponyville Herald

"Movie of the decade, edge of my seat the entire time. 6/5 stars."
—Rainbow D., Ponyville Gazette

"Anypony who is anypony needs to watch this movie right this moment. And then they need to watch it a second time, because their mind will have been blown and they won't remember the first viewing. 7/5 stars."
—Dr. Rainbow Dash, Ponyville Times

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• Twilight Sparkle judges the annual Ponyville writing contest, and quietly wishes she was illiterate. A Christmas gift exchange for ThoriumIsBestActinid, and proofread by the amazing LonelyBrony ages ago.

In the aftermath of the changeling attack on Canterlot, a pony just doing his job and a changeling separated from the swarm meet totally by chance in the wilderness. Neither truly understands the other. Together they find themselves forced to examine what friendship and love really means, and if true companionship is worth the cost of leaving all you've known before.

What are the chances your favorite pony was secretly a changeling all along?

Yeah, probably about one in one.

Rainbow Dash, best pony, fastest flier in Equestria, all around awesome mare, was called upon to help with the wedding of her friend's big brother. And hey, she never leaves her friends hanging! Of course, when it turned out some kind of bug thing had replaced the bride, Rainbow was more then ready to fight. Heck, even after it seemed all hope was lost, the pegasus refused to give up.

So when she saw Shining Armor charge up a final spell, she smirked.

But when that spell reached her and flung her against the wall, her smirk devolved into shock...

Cover art is a combination of Deception is Magic vector by Helios and Sonic Rainboom Version One by SkyRings.

Shining Armor learns the most important tactical lesson of his life.

Audio version! https://youtu.be/YgDr0Xc6rN8

Now with a Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi!

The name's Applejack. Canterlot, the capital of our kingdom was beset by a plague of changelings durin' a weddin'. Had it not been for Cadence and Shining sendin' them packin', we might all be changelings by now. Not long after, Princess Celestia ordered a stallion from every house to enlist for the counterattack against them. He served his kingdom, as did countless other colts, and he came back without a scratch on him. Or, so Ah thought...

Lyra Heartstrings: local lyrist of Ponyville and all around nice pony. But despite that being her special talent, no one acknowledges her for it. Instead, they remember her for something far weirder, that Lyra wants forgotten.

Twilight just wants to go back to sleep. She finds her room lit up in the middle of the night, and can't help but to investigate the source. Twilight soon finds that Rarity is the latest victim in a wave of paranoid witch-hunts that have swept across Equestria.