From the beginning, it could only end one way. Nopony lives forever. All good things must come to an end, no matter how much we must wish that this not be true. Death is inevitable. Twilight Sparkle is dying. She has lived a long, full life, having outlived all of her friends, but it is now coming to an end. She knows that there is no escape, after meeting a young filly at Canterlot Castle during a visit with her mentor. The end is nigh, but she will not face it alone.

Its a boring day in Ponyville and Rainbow Dash has nothing to do. So she pulls out her new iPone and decides to play the newest and most popular app: Flappy Bird. This game ,as she will figure out, is infuriating and wants to make your head explode. When she finds out the high score of the game is 10,000,000 she is determined to beat it. She devotes all of her time to Flappy... all...her...time.

It's the morning after the 'Ursa Minor' incident. Her caravan destroyed, Trixie fled town with nothing. Twilight gathered the girls together at the library in the hopes of discovering what has become of the magician.

Cover art by BlindCaveSalamander

Applejack starts to read the Bible for the first time ever. She was raised a Christian all of her life and admittingly says she is an atheist to her self. She had to keep this from her family. She knew that her family wouldn't take too kindly to this. Now Applejack has to confide in her friend, Rainbow Dash, to give her the help she needs.

It's Button Mash's birthday and he's finally legal across all of Equestria. All he wants to do is stay in, work on his kill to death ratio in Thirst for Blood and maybe catch up on some back issues of Moanin' Mares. Unfortunately for him, he has two best friends who've decided they've had enough of him being helpless, repressed and anti-social.

Rumble has a plan: a night of bar hopping from one end of Ponyville to the other where, hopefully, Button Mash can find a girl to take home. Rumble is absolutely sure this is the going to be the best night of Button Mash's life. Button Mash is absolutely sure he just wanted to stay in. Shady Daze is absolutely sure he wants to keep his two best friends out of a prison cell.

Nothing could possibly go wrong.

(Set in the same world as Einhander's 'Royals' and Cola_Bubble_Gum's 'Rum Punch'. All the events are set after both stories.)

Cover art by Silver_Tip
Edited by SpaceCommie
Proof-Read and Co-Written by Shub-Niggurath

A new threat is arising in Maretropolis.

The population of this massive landscape used to be 1,000,000 ponies. Over the past few months, that number has been reduced to 679,358. Meaning, a kidnapper is afoot.

It was also at the same time that, a number of laser-cannon satellites were hijacked by unknown forces and equipped with an archaic power.

As the danger worsens, and the kidnapping continues, the Power Ponies are called in to investigate the kidnappings and bring justice to the fiend. However, their opponent is not what they were expecting in the slightest...

A big thank you to GemstoneTheUnicorn for the cover picture.

Fluttershy has noticed that pollution levels had steadily risen in recent times. Frustrated, she tries to find a way for ponies to stop polluting. When nothing works, she becomes more and more angry.

Until she finds an odd orb in the midsts of the Everfree Forest, which gives her massive power over the entire forest. Overcome with power, she sets out to regain what should have happened before.

Regain control of Equestria.

It was a secret no-strings-attached relationship, that’s all. A few flings here and there, but that was it… and then, Rarity got a job opportunity that changed everything. She had moved to Canterlot to pursue her career, and time flew by. Now, five years have passed, and she’s lost contact of her Ponyville friends. Upon returning to her hometown, she realizes that everypony has changed in one way or another.

And out of all the news, what she didn’t expect was for Applejack to be a single mother to a four-year-old daughter. Now, that isn’t so much a bombshell on it’s own, but what puzzles Rarity the most is how sensitive her friend is regarding the little filly’s paternity.

After all, that’s what friends are for, aren’t they? To worry about one another?

Bad cover art made by me. Do I get a "YOU TRIED" sticker? Shoutout to OkemosBrony & twilight-the-pony for editing!
p.s. - take note that this story is AU to all of my other RariJack family stories.

Button's Mom tells Button to go out for Hearts and Hooves Day while she's out with her husband. Button goes to SugarCube Corner for a smoothie, and well the story goes from there.

(For give me for the horrible description, but I was never really good at this anyways. I just wrote something for Valentine's Day and thought of letting you guys should have a read at it <:) )

So do expect alot of things, randomness to be exact. Knowing me as I do I don't think I did a good job. So read at your discretion. I had fun writing it so I don't know tell me you think :3

Twilight receives a new Windows 8 personal computer as a gift. She then decides to end everything in existence.
Based on my personal experience with the system, and how I really wanted to kill a bunch of people because of it.

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