I used to live on a place called Earth, where things were pretty reasonable. I had a job, I went to school, and life was pretty much normal.

After a night of revisiting Resident Evil 3: Nemesis with my friend, we got an idea. Comic Con was coming up, why not go as one of the most feared things in gaming history? A few days pass and bam, I'm decked out in Nemesis' signature overcoat/power limiter with the look to match. Damn shame we didn't have the time to make his signature rocket launcher though...

As luck would have it, a merchant behind one of the stalls had a perfect replica. I really shouldn't have taken that thing...

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Yet another character in the League of Humans Acting Villanous. I know it's late. Forgive me.

Inspired by stories like
Headless, not Heartless

and

The Rise of Darth Vulcan

Also, rated teen for language and violence.

Editing done by Doccular42 and Salacar

Maggie Wilson (26), on a smoke break from her dead end convenience store job in the California mountains, encounters the divine god-princess of a dead world. The princess asks for her help. Mag says yes.

So how do you resurrect a dead world?

Featured on EQD.
Edited by Arcanist Ascendant.

Celestia, the ever regal and gentle princess...

Celestia, who along her sister, rules over the land for eons...

Celestia, holder of unlimited knowledge and the power over the sun itself...

Is still a mare. And a very lonely mare.

She always wanted a foal to call her son, but she was a princess. Something desirable by many, approachable by none.
So what happens when Celestia finds a young colt?

Why she will adopt him of course. And she will love him forever.

Despite his cursing, senseless mumbling and apparent delirious mind.
Yes, she will love him, even if appearances can be deceiving...

Adam, the ever lazy and impulsive teen...

Adam, who wants nothing more than some peace and quiet, even if he's doing jack-shit to achieve anything...

Adam, holder of limited knowledge and power over his own laptop...

Is a pony. Or a colt, more precisely.

He was not always like that, though it doesn't change the fact that he is now. So, what will our human do in a foreign world, trapped in a foreign body?

Why he gets adopted of course.

And despite his cursing, senseless mumbling and apparent childish mind.
His adoptive 'Mother' will love him.

And why does her sister looks at him that way?

We all know how this goes, don't we? Some unlucky schmuck goes to a Halloween party or convention dressed up as someone evil, gets sent to Equestria, and then ends up antagonizing the locals.

Well my story goes a bit differently. My name is Isaac Donohue, and after a night of drunken partying that I STILL can't remember, I wake up in Equestria fifteen hundred years before the events of canon with five seemingly random superpowers:

Angelic Physiology, so I'm frickin gorgeous now. Oxygen Independence, so I don't need to breath. Asexual Reproduction, just call me Mister Mommy why don't you...Bubble Breath, something useless that I rarely use. Power Replication, otherwise known as a game breaker.

So anyways I befriended everyone's favorite draconequus Discord, and we made such beautiful chaos together. Well, it was more of me trying to reform him before he got stoned by the Princesses in an effort to change history for the better. What a waste of time that was, and as a result of this I got petrified as well for being his accomplice. Can you believe that?

Since I'm free, I've decided to settle down and rule a kingdom of my own. I'm sure there are enough tyrants in the world that need to be overthrown despite Sunbutt's best efforts. But if there aren't any, I'm pretty sure I can steal the Crystal Empire from Sombra before Shining Armor and Cadence do.

The only problem is, THE LAW WON'T STOP CHASING ME!

A LoHAV story that I'm writing as I go on.

ANNOUNCEMENT 6/4/2017: I'm sorry, but this story is cancelled. This has been a long time coming. As I've progressed as a writer I look back on this story with increasing amounts of disgust. Still, I know people enjoy it for some reason which is why I'm leaving it up for posterity's sake. Maybe I'll completely rewrite it from the ground up in the future, but that time is not now.

Imagine a simple guy like me, who after some heart breaking times decides to live alone in his wooden cottage by the lake, only to get his life flip upside-down by the group of seven talking fillies and one mare. What's worse, it doesn’t seem like my life is gonna get back to normal anytime soon, unless I get rid of them help them get back to where they came from.

Author's notes:
My fanfic is divided into two separate stories. The human world part, although written in a first person style, will also provide a perspective change adds. The Equestria’s part, where Cadence and Shining Armor need to take care of their kingdom, will have a third person perspective.

I would advise you to read the MLP Comics Reflections first. It will help you to better understand some parts of my story. I also need to warn you that my story is a slow paced one. I don’t like to rush things, so if you believe you are patient enough, then perhaps my story might be just what you need :)

Warning: There is a pony to human transformation later on<3

This story takes place after season 3. You can PM me about any mistakes. Feel free to leave a comment, and rate the story if you like it. Thanks in advance.

Editting by Angrywritingskills, BucketHelm, some advice by Ocalhoun. I appreciate your help guys.

Fan-art used by JoieArts permition, thank you so much :)

I, Hexeia Mirth Ataraina, have gained the Staff of Power, Forza do Ether, and entered the land of ponydom. Magical ponydom. It is now my job, as Hexeia Mirth Kami, to protect these pony-people with my newborn powers. Come forth, fires of darkness, ignite the path I tread, for the power of light has been quenched and all the lands have been birthed to my power, I, Hexeia Mirth Ataraina, the Master of Magic!

Displaced Fic, my second one to be exact. This really wasn't planned but I was playing around with a walking stick... Regardless, it exists now, so, enjoy, I guess.

One day in the magical kingdom of Equestria, a curse is cast across the land. A curse that causes the dead and dying to rise to feed off of the living. This story is about Autumn, one little baker caught in the midst of the curse, and must travel the land with her group of friends in an attempt to save the world.

Will she succeed? Or will the dark power behind all this be to powerful to face?

(please note a revised version is in progress! somethings from this version will still be implemented so I like to consider the re-write an alternative reality version, though it will be the same in the end. thank you for reading!)
* also, this version will still be available, the rewrite is currently out and avialable here . And please don't post spoilers in the comments :D thankyou!

If somebody told me I would become my favorite ultra hardcore knight who has walked through the abyss, had a giant grey wolf for a pet, and had a great sword that could drive someone insane just by touching it. I would immediately have punched them in the face and then proceed to drag them to a mental hospital. Now I have become what most Dark Souls players fear, an Abysswalker.

So here I'm stuck in Equestria, in the form of Mewtwo from Pokemon, FUN!
What's not so 'fun' is that my appearance is frightening to most ponies. It doesn't help that I can only communicate by projecting my thoughts into the minds of others. Now I need to find some way to convince the Princesses that I don't want to harm anypony, and that there's something bigger is happening.

Queen Chrysalis has won! Canterlot has fallen to the Changeling army and there's no longer anybody who can stand in the way of her armies! One problem, though... the Queen isn't exactly in control anymore.

One ex-human will have to deal with one enraged voice in his head, three angry princesses just outside, and all the issues that come with controlling a city you just conquered with an army of insectoid shapeshifters.

On the bright side... well, at least the new body is large and in charge?