*Note* This story is an alternate story line that started from the opening scene of ' The Last Roundup '.

By day, she is simply known as Derpy Hooves, a ditsy mail carrier in Ponyville. By night, she is known as The Silver Death, a ruthless, demon killing vampony. When a vampony lord sets his sights on the Elements of Harmony, She must stop them from being corrupted or watch Equestria fall into eternal damnation.

[Note: The story will get Gory later chapters, not exaggerated gore just for corpses and small kills.]
Confound these FIM fics! They drive me to make fanfics of colorful equines… Gun Dammit!
Just another Human Me in Equestria, since I know you people love them so much… Yeah, kind of an Asshole in Equestria. There will be bad jokes, good jokes, dark as F**k jokes, action, romance, sadness, sexy bitches (not you winona), paranoia, ninjas, vampires, zombies, all the good stuff in one epic story.

And the fanfic comes with his own miny Grimoire! Isn’t this exiting! Oh yea I forget to tell you guys this fanfic will use serious real magic used in our planet (If you believe in Wicca, Voodoo, and GodNorris).

Here’s the Plot (not sexy Celestias plot… mmm, who wouldn’t tap that).

Vincent is just a normal Shy Necromancer who is sent to Equestria by mistake to obey Nightmare Moon and help her archive her goals. The problem is everything goes to the drain and Vincent is forced to live in Equestria, till he is strong enough to go back to planet earth.

In the meantime will he be able to survive without vodka, will he still end up been an Asshole, will he find true love, will he learn the magic of friendship, and were the hell did he get that Headless Horse! All will be answer as soon you start reading!

Warning this fanfic may cause: Paranoia and Mind F**K
[Not a Clop fic… unless you are willing to help me with that]

Last I am not the owner of Mlp or other references: they each belong to their copyright owners.
This is just fan made.

Each of the chapters of this fic is an independent story featuring one of the Mane Six having an encounter with the supernatural. They are presented as one story because of their common theme. The stories are:

Fluttershy: The Curse of the Night When Angel falls sick, Fluttershy ventures into the Everfree Forest at night to find a remedy. Though she faces danger, she escapes... but not unchanged.
Rarity: Blood and Water You know the story. Rarity gets seduced by a creature of the night, and her friends don't realize what's happening until it's too late. They find the vampire who turned her and destroy him. But then what happens?
Rainbow Dash: The Big Battle Discord's defeat didn't erase every trace of his influence on Equestria. Fortunately, hard-working ponies are already gathering the remnants of his power into Manehattan for easy disposal. What could possibly go wrong?
Pinkie Pie: Gallows Humor Pinkie Pie, Ponyville's premiere prankster, is dead. So why haven't the pranks stopped?
Applejack: One of the Herd Applejack may be in charge of Ponyville's biggest farming community, but that doesn't mean she can't take a break now and then. Besides, tonight's meteor shower should be even better than last night's...
Twilight Sparkle: The Case of Wild Clover the Warder It's a boring day in Canterlot, and Twilight Sparkle has time to kill. Maybe picking up an old lot of books will brighten her mood.

Feedback and error-spotting welcome!

"Fluttershy...you now hold inside of you a seed of darkness. Whether or not that seed sprouts into a guiding salvation, or a harbinger of destruction, is wholly up to you."

On the night of a full moon, Fluttershy is visited in the middle of the night by her five closest friends. They insist that something is still dreadfully wrong with her, despite being cured of her vampirism several days ago. When her desperate pleas are ignored, she hears a voice beckoning to her in the darkness...

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Submitted for Writer's Training Grounds #001, with the prompt, "Not everything went as planned when Twilight undid her spell on Fluttershy." Artwork by the impeccable http://luted.deviantart.com/