After being awoken by a loud and obnoxious alternate version of herself, Celestia visits the parallel universe her alternate self is from, to tell her egotistical copy of herself to shut up.
Total Words: 4,705
Estimated Reading: 18 minutes
The story in which you are an evil bastard of a human that refuses to pet adorable ponies.
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The immortal, artificial intelligence known as CelestAI tries to convince a dying human to upload into Equestria, even though he hates her.
Based off Friendship is Optimal.