If FiMFiction user FamousLastWords hasn't already commented on his best pony playing his best genre, then trust me...he will.

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It's not as bad as it sounds! Really, it isn't! Please just read this, and you'll know exactly what's happening. You're probably freaking out as to why, I, an author who updates like a fucking madman is announcing that there is going to be a hiatus of any kind, and what exactly it covers in my writing, and of course, to when it will end.

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The first story in ages and it's quite a mixture of good stuff. Check it out if you're interested!

This isn't gonna be easy is it?

~Denial at it's Finest~

My very first fic~ It's vulgar, it's crude, it does exactly what it wants, and what it wants to do is talk about Twilight's penis, a lot. It doesn't want Twilight's penis to do anything, it just wants to describe it's existence, and it does. Very bluntly, to the point. Rainbow gets killed twice whatever-

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I was pretty salty about most of the day, but something kind of funny, kind of embarrassing happened!

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Hello, hello! It's been snowing like mad here in Minnesota, so much that my hometown had to work extra hard to keep the ski trails groomed for their annual cross-country ski race. It's even snowing again today, and if we get a few more inches, we'll have set the record for the most snowfall in February. Crazy, huh?

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Now that school is over I can post this! Listen up, folks; you'll need some floral wire, floral tape, enough flowers, and some wire cutters. Use actual wire cutters don't use scissors like I did.

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An excerpt from "Earnest Hemingway on Writing."
pg. 135

Mice (E.H.'s nickname for young writers): "That isn't the way they teach you to write in college."
Y.C.: "I don't know about that. I never went to college. If any sonofabitch could write he wouldn't have to teach writing in college."

100 stories!

Wow. This really such an incredible feeling. One hundred tales for me to tell, and plenty more who enjoyed them.

Thank you guys. It's such an honor to post my work for you all to read, and it means so much to me when you tell me you enjoy it. It really makes all my efforts feel worth it. By no means has this journey been an easy one, but if I hadn't taken it, I wouldn't have met some of my best friends.

I have a long list of thank you's to make.

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“So I’m standing there, right? Everypony is smiling and looking at me, and I have my lucky bowtie with me. Everything was going exactly as planned, down to the last detail.” Pinkie Pie took a bite out of the cupcake in her hoof and swallowed without chewing. “So I get the microphone, yes? And I take a deep breath? And nothing comes out!”

Lyra gasped and covered her mouth with a hoof.

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On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 6 reasons not to live...

Continuing my string of non-MLP stories, here's some more Zootopia smut. This time featuring the lovely Shakira fursona Gazelle, getting some sexual therapy from her buff and scantily clad backup dancers.
I know Gazelle was barely in the movie at all, but I loved every minute she was on screen. Loved her accent, loved her attitude, loved the song for the movie, everything about her I just loved. Really hope she comes back in the sequel, and maybe gets to play a more active role.

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Hiya. Goodness, my last update was back in October? Sorry for the silence, I've been busy with work and stuff, and since December I've been stuck playing Satisfactory, which uh, I got a little addicted too. Only 500 hours, nothin major... Right?

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Hi y'all

It's been a while since my last blog and wanted to bring some attention to my progress overall.

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