One of those desperate girls who want you to see them strip or something on webcam sent me a spam e-mail and was like, "Hey Baby. Want to bang? Here's the link to my private messenger if you want to hit me up."

And I so I did what every sensible person would do and clicked the link to the messenger.

When I was in the messenger thing I said, "Listen, Candy (that was her name). Banging hurts a lot. I just stubbed my toe last week. You can understand why I am not interested."

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...that owls eating meat, and Spike framing Owlowiscious for the brutal murder of a mouse, is an actual plot point in Owl's Well That Ends Well. I'm not sure if this makes my story more, or less, canon compliant.

That's right, it's time for another guest author week for everypony's least-favorite slashfic compilation, and the only thing I seem to have the energy to actually update these days, https://www.fimfiction.net/story/139257/90-extremely-short-incredibly-horrible-shamelessly-bizarre-slashfics-plus-1-thats-just-plain-insane-not-to-mention-a-character-uprising-a-bomb-threat-a-few-optional-stable-time-loops-a-foalnapping-additionally-saving-the-world . Expect great questionably-romantic drabbles

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IN WHICH A LITTLE UPDATE
Hi. I won't keep you long. I just wanted y'all -- my three-ish loyal readers -- to know that I have updated THE GUIDE to include more recent information (read: crazy ideas), as well as some hints at where my story arcs will be headed.

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Cute fluffy thing.

Cute fluffy thing not in original timeline.

Timeline A is the past

Timeline B is future

Timeline A happens in current timeline, Smallight does not have similar reactions to the future.

Timeline B is stable through time mess

Timeline C happens= B+A

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So, thanks to things happening rapidly all at once I went from needing to make one blog post to probably wanting to make three, so I had a brilliant idea-

Combine all the topics which will be of wildly different levels of interest to different people into one confusing mess!

Part 1: Intricate Disguise and There's Really No Way To Be Funny About This

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Sometimes, you just want to read a good story.

This is one of those times.

Today’s stories:

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G'day Everypony! Sweet Cookie here with a new avatar I made myself! I really like this one since this is the first time I drew her without a base (the first avatar is an unposted image of mine that used a base xD)

You can find the image of the new avatar here: https://sweetcookie500.deviantart.com/art/Element-of-Music-Soul-Sweet-Cookie-742905640

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A whole week of not writing. I daresay it was necessary. It was nice to be able to dive into gaming like I used to, but I know better than to let that sink its steely, pixelated hooks into my flesh for a second time, so I finally ended the little vacation yesterday. I won’t be seriously into writing again until next week due to a busy coming weekend; I just don’t see the point of trying to pick up steam when I know I’ll have to hit the breaks again. Still, I am writing again in general, so it’s

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So I came up with an idea for a raritwi immortal!twilight comic a long time ago and I'm probably not gonna turn it into a proper fic because of reasons, so I figured I might as well share it here since I also shared it in my Tumblr

Hey so remember this comic idea? WELL, GUESS WHAT'S BEEN TURNED INTO A MASSIVE 20+ FULLY RENDERED COMIC?

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Growing up, I never was near any comic book stores that I new of. I only read the comic strips in the newspapers.

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One very well might think that a story that has not been updated in almost seven years written by an author who has not been seen in several years would be dead.

I thought it was dead, and I'm the author.

I think I was wrong.

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Now I enter these hallowed halls a conqueror, yes. Autobots and Decepticons, still frozen in emergency stasis, awaiting the moment, four million years hence, when they will awaken to start the Great War. Hmmm, the Great War, when the Autobots defeated the Decepticons, and thus their descendants, the Maximals, rule we Predacons. Archaic Energon guzzlers, how dare they?!

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I have a new story that stands no chance of being on the front page, because I unpublished it for two days when the contest was extended. That saddens me. It's very personal and I want you to read it.

TTime-Out

• MLP: FiM
• Dark
• Drama
• Sci-Fi

Scootaloo doesn't get along well with others, so he lives in a fictional world all by himself. You'd probably think that would be easy to optimize.

• Fetish
• Sex
• Suicide / Self Harm
• Profanity
• Human
• Alt. Universe
• Scootaloo
• Diamond Tiara
• Other
• Main 6
• CMCs

Trick Question · 12k words  ·  47  13 · 959 views

Only one author on Fimfiction will know just how personal. Let's just say I didn't have to make much up.

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How are you?

I hope you are well. My, the falcon truly cannot hear the falconer these days can it? I hope you are safe.

Switching rather violently in terms of tone and substance. If you read my posts you might hear some allusions here and there to a massive " project".

The Project, which I have been a part of on and off again for about six years, is an Alternate Universe in the truest sense of the world. AS I put it in a comment I just left : ''

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19 more days before the milk is gone...

Ok, I don't know if anyone has seen this, but I couldn't stop laughing, so here it is:

If you gonna bring up what happened days ago, please be civil and I promise I won't be rude. If anything, when people move on way too early, there's no closure whatsoever. I did break a rule but I thought it was acceptable when I finished chapter 2 (Where Applejack and Rarity is part of but not the 1st chapter) before I published this story. And when I brought up Expensive Universe Unlike Any Other, it WASN'T a jab to the person who took down this story, it's mostly that fact it got approved

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No, that's not Ford's new model.

It is the third vehicle for this customer I’ve worked on. One of his others is also the subject of a blog post, which I just now realized.*

But first, you know what to do! Grab a drink and kick back, we’re going on an adventure together!

Source

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I actually got this review set done before I reviewed Eternal, but I hung onto it so my 1000th posted review would be something special (I’ve actually got most of a Read It Now set done, too).

But with that now read and posted, time to post this!

Today’s stories:

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