Progress Report,

The foolish Hero of Light came to Stableton today with, of all things, his FAMILY! How exactly he found his way here from the Winsome Falls is beyond me! Now that he knows about my hometown, I really should do away with him. It would be a simple matter to… no… no I want a fair fight! I want to be able to look back on our battle with pride one day! To remember the day I bested my greatest foe!

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Dear Diary,

My collection of data on this "vacation" is nearly complete, as we will be leaving tomorrow. However, while I look forward to analyzing and cataloguing that which I have learned, I find myself... what is the term... sad, at the thought of this time ending. As outrageous as it may sound, I believe I actually had fun here in Dodge Junction! Fun... yet another word I've always known the meaning of, yet never truly experienced.

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Dear Journal,

Ruby must have been REALLY tired, as she didn't even stir once on the way to Derpy's house! She was so comatose, I actually stopped a couple times to check for a pulse. Derpy was fine with her staying, which was quite the relief! I mean... bringing Ember back with me was really pushing it in my opinion! Ember and I sat down and brought Derpy up to speed on the past couple days. She took that really well too, come to think of it!

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Dear Journal,

This plan has taken me months to set up. Countless correspondences along with the coordination of my allies have all been carefully set up. Every detail has been taken into account and every contingency planned for. There was but one error on my part. I didn’t factor in a TWO-LEGGED FREAK COMING HERE AND TAKING COMMAND!!!

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Dear Journal,

AS PROMISED, ARC VISITED OUR VILLAGE TODAY! THERE WAS A MINOR ALTERCATION AT THE GATE, BUT HE WISELY CHOSE TO USE THE SCALE I GAVE HIM TO SUMMON ME!

HYDRA PRIME IKIS WAS MOST IMPRESSED WITH HIM! WITH ANY LUCK, THIS WILL BE THE BEGINNING OF AT TIME OF... UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN THE HYDRA AND THE PONIES! IT IS MOST FORTUNATE THAT ARC IS NOT ONE OF THEM, OR ONE OF US! THIS MAKES HIM IMMINENTLY QUALIFIED TO THIS TASK, AS HE WILL NOT BE BIASED BY THE PAST!

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Dear Journal,

Somepony has entered the captain’s quarters. Not just anypony though. The Lord Regent no less! While I am sure Captain Decimus has made… preparations for this day, I will warn him nonetheless. He is our most stalwart and craft of agents. The Dark Lady puts much faith in him, but… his methods are somewhat more… extreme than I would like. While I am certain such thoughts are beyond my understanding, I can’t help but wonder if I’m doing the right thing.

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Dear Journal,

My friends and I boarded the train to Canterlot to see the princesses. While I was nervous about this task, I did make a promise and I must keep it!

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Dear Diary,

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Dear Diary,

I have successfully... um... infiltrated, I guess, the Cherry Festival. Arc bought Dinky, Ember and myself costumes first thing this morning, so I fit right in. Everyone in sight is dressed up for the occasion, and I really feel as if I'm finally able to walk among them without turning heads!

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Dear Journal,

Went to see the promotion ceremony. Lord Gestal and his prissy daughter were there. Was glad to find Lord Arc in attendance. The other two aren't much for conversation. He made a rather... interesting bet on Footpad Natalya however. She won, as did he!

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Dear Diary,

Finally, I could see! I never thought I would be so happy to see! Visages were spotty at best up until now! Arc… he’s there! He was the first thing I saw! He was all I wanted to see!

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Dear Diary,

The boys and I, following the boss’ orders, raided a warehouse for swag! Get in, load the truck with whatever we could grab, and get out. Simple, right? Well, I thought so too. And it would have been if that freak in the white armor from the TV hadn’t shown up! I’m not sure why, but the boys couldn’t seem to lay a finger on him!

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Dear Journal,

Today my friends and I went to see my new Command Center, and I must say I'm really impressed! After taking in an eyeful, Twilight and I headed for the Gates of Tartarus to carry out our mission. The Marquis has waited long enough!

Arriving at the Vile Tribe's village, we found Mythic Honor doing... whatever it is he does. When I asked him for some advice, he started babbling again! Honestly, I'm not sure if he's a genius or just plain crazy! Maybe both!

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Status Report,

I… I don’t know what came over me! My feelings… my actions… my SHAME!!! For some reason I… I slept with HIM!!! Several of the others banged on the door to use the restroom. But I need to stay in here until I feel clean again! The shower didn’t even BEGIN to wash away my recent actions from my memory! No matter how hard I scrub! This is all Arc’s fault! I hate his looks! I hate his stench! And I hate his existence!!!

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Dear Journal,

It started snowing today! The snow coating the town just made it more picturesque! In any case... I returned home and read my books. Both of them cover to cover and over again! I'm almost certain of my suspicions, but I need to be sure before I say anything! I'm off to the store to pick up a few things before the weather gets too much worse! If I'm right and we do get snowed in, this could be a matter of life and death!

Plan ahead!