A friend (who shall remain nameless) of mine made me this. They gave me permission to use for a possible future story cover.

Behold: The Carrot Farmer. The ultimate mare's man. He could defeat even the most evil of ponies by charming them with his carrots.

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As promised, this one is longer.

Who knew baking could be so complicated?

Hope you all enjoy! I’ll see you on Tuesday.

Epic Yarn, out!

One of the best pieces of fanart I've ever seen, right here.

Which pony would you hand feed carrot to?

Even Trixie agrees!

Uh.... what?

You think after six feckin weeks I'd have a little leeway from being sick but NOOOOOOOOOOO. Frickin town dropped to -40* (Fahrenheit) all frickin week and I went ahead and got a head cold so bad I was out like a bloody light all week. Gods I really am a monster aren't I?

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This is a one-shot staring Raindrops and Carrot Top. I've been wanting to do a story staring Raindrops for a very long time. She's one of my most favorite members of the Luna 6. I wanted to write a story that addressed Carrot Top growing problem with her anger and the best pony to help her would be Raindrops. I don't think it would have worked well with the other members of the Luna 6. Can you imagine Trixie trying to confront CT about her anger issues? Total disaster. Funny, but I wanted to

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Buck Swisher

(Note: He did not make the art, he merely shared it with me.)

Has anybrony written The Maretian, starring Carrot Top as a plucky astronaut stranded on Equestria's nearest celestial neighbor, forced to grow her favorite vegetables to survive?

If not, and if I have any cachet left in the fandom, I'm throwing it all behind begging someone to write this so I can read it.

Guys. It's been a night.

BUT.

I have found A THING.

Namely, this:

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Tape Deck may still be gone, but I guess I did have time to make a blog post this morning.

I'll just direct you to last night's that was made for today.

(The Link)

As I'm sure some of you you have noticed or heard from me through Discord, I'm taking a brief break from WYN (because that story makes me want to bash my head into a brick wall). In the meantime, I'm writing several dozen short stories to relax (Not only because I enjoy the format more but also because it fits my work schedule better). I don't plan to "quit WYN" but it will be on a brief

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Because they're finally getting their first scenes in GL:A in just over eight months! Check it out here.

Hey, guys and gals. I know it's been a while since I mentioned anything in this space about the next chapter of Greater Lights: Adaptation. I just wanted to let you know that I've made a fair bit of progress in the last week or so. I've finished the first scene, and I just started on the second. There's only two scenes in this chapter, so it won't be too much longer before it gets published. I kind of doubt I'll be able to get it done in the 22 hours and change I have left in October,

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Hi, guys!

I'm happy with where the story is at. Look for it in the near future. Thanks!

Vivid

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Oh hey! Finished up The Good, the Bad, and the Sentry. Which ... despite having a rather low view count, has popped up (however briefly) in the Featured Box? And it's in the lower-three slots which means that it got featured BEFORE, somehow? Guess y'all were just reading the story when I wasn't looking, I guess?

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The band with the best-selling album of all time in the US, and the second best-selling album of all time in the entire world is the Eagles.

While not my favorite band by any means, you can tell by listening to the album in question, Their Greatest Hits (1971–1975), that the reason they sold so many copies is pretty obvious.

Ready a room at the Hotel Californ...

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