I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.
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Fluttershy has found her soul mate. Opposites attract. Friends are not amused. Things go well.
Why wouldn't things go well?
(Image source; story inspiration.)
Author's Note:
In the words of the great Obselescence, "No regrets. Not ever."
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>not fucking her tight supple mare puss with the many barrels of the minigun
what is wrong with you
may I have your permission to write a sequel in which this transpires?
I would love to see somepony piss one of them off.
Make it happen
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you have *my* permission...
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Well, this is incomplete, so it would be more of a side story, if you will. And you may, if you must.
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4129315 oh babe
4129330 yeah, that thing
Shipping Fluttershy with a firearm,
I'm favoriting this before reading
I'm starting to think Fluttershy has a split personality, namely Fluttermedic and Flutterheavy. This one leans toward the latter.
don't you hate it when you can relate to a fic so much?
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still a better lovestory than twilight.
next chapter fluttershy should be cleaning the minigun
"Oh my!? who touched minny?
"Who touched my Fiance!?"
so does this mean Fluttershy has a gun fetish?
Dash acts like a cat and Fluttershy sleeps with a gun. I like where this is going.
I guess when they get married, minny's family will be invited And we'll have ourselves a real shotgun wedding
I am Heavy Weapons Shy. And this... is my weapon. He weighs 39 kilograms and fires 100 bit 7.62 by 51 mm NATO cartridges at 5000 rounds per minute. It costs 100000 bits to fire this weapon.... for 12 seconds.
I'm not sure how to take this...
Its too awesome to dislike, yet so surreal its almost hard to enjoy...
...can I stay here until the next chapter?
I approve of this.
but then minny cheats on her with sasha, and then the heavy and fluttershy become depressed, the end.
Lol, i'm already writing a story where Fluttershy fights with a minigun.
Stand still! I'm trying to shoot you! "Super Mega Death Rocket!" go!
This made me laugh, i loved it.
I hate this story, and here's why.
....okay yeah I don't really see the Mane Six being intolerant like this.
Umm...staging an intervention because they're unable to accept what they believe is Fluttershy's lifestyle IS judging her.
Now...the rest of the story is, well...stupid. Stupid for the sake of randomness, I can deal with. But the crap I pointed out above is just...no. I mean, the entire STORY is just no, but the whole intervention thing is especially no.
Also, the characters are just...bad caricatures of themselves. I mean, it's pretty much a third-tier parody of the whole show at this point. Again, parody for the sake of parody is fine, but...in this instance, it's just really grating.
Oh, and minus points for repeatedly misspelling Pinkie's name as Pinky in the beginning.
4130055 I really am on all levels of agreeing with you. The only thing that I appreciated was the mention of a minigun. In fact, that's the reason I clicked on this story.
Again as said before, the concept is great, I mean, why would we NOT see our Flutters with a minigun? But everything else is pretty painful, from grammar, and the plot.
Fluttershy is amused by entire eety-beety-teeny team!
4129576 heavy lost Sasha. When heavy finds out what is happening, heavy goes über mad.
When mindlessly scrolling, that minigun looks like a huge dick.
You have my attention...
On a side note, that minigun fire's more RPS than Futa-shy hosting a party!
4130055 Welcome to fanfiction
Well... I have two thing to say about this story... Like some other people the intervention thing to me was really stupid and ill placed... I can think of plenty of ways to get the girls beating down Fluttershy's front door and demanding a meeting with her significant other...
Two... I am afraid I am outright in love with the shipping here. The way Flutters described him I got goose bumps... then I thought to myself, "Mayhew, what would happen if Minny was the jealous type... like really really jealous." Then I replied to myself, "He could kill everypony." Then I stopped thinking about that because I know Minny would never do anything to hurt Fluttershy... and now I'm rambling incoherently. Somebody stop me... please...
Anyway, in spite of a rocky start, I am interested in seeing where this goes. Good luck in your future endeavors.
So, when they have sexy time, does Minny use protection... or is he just firing blanks
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I legitimately want to see the babies.
Seriously.
I normaly don't like romance fics but, Im begging you to continue this.
4130055 I say to you, minigun sex.
But for real now, with all the carboard cutout cookie cutter shipfics coming out lately I was starved for something new.
Im not sure but I think that first part was satirical.
Fluttershy has objectum sexuality for a minigun...
Do go on, I'm listening.
And then Fluttershy finds out that Minny is actually a transvestite named Sasha, who is running away from her previous abusive husband, Heavy. THE DRAMA :pinkie gasp:
4130055 Meh, I think it's a joke. We'll never know if the Mane 6 are really that tolerant/intolerant of gays, or if they would just be bewildered altogether. No offense, but criticizing a fic for being politically incorrect is not a good criticism, either. I can understand if you don't like it for being about an intervention, but the parody point begs the question. How this parody bad "in this instance"?
Besides that, I'm fine with whatever else you say. The Pinky misspelling I found quite amusing, actually.
Cheers.
4130055 Actually thinking about it now, the girls could have had a better motivation for meeting Minny. The intervention is a bit irksome.
4131979 That was kind of my point. I don't care about political correctness, I care about characterization. And I cannot see the Mane Six being intolerant of a friend's sexual preference. It just feels wrong.
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I would too.
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I could make some guesses as well.
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Noooooooooooyes.
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Everything is a better love story than Twilight.
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That depends. Do you think she does?
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Thanks.
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You, good sir, win an internet.
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So true.
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Of course you can.
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Yes she is.
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Thank you.
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How did you figure out the plot of my story?
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4130012
Who doesn't love Super Mega Death Rockets?
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I'm glad you did.
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And she will kill them all.
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Shhhhh. You don't want to spoil it.
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I don't.
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Now, let's see if I can keep your attention.
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Thank you.
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You, sir, should feel ashamed. That pun was so bad, I almost laughed.
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I'll see what I can do.
And yes, babies are always cute.
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I thank you for your attention. I hope I don't waste it.
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The drama! That's the WORST POSSIBLE THING.
4132354 Kay
This was unique...
And I love it!
Does Minny ever let Fluttershy spin him up with her hooves? Does he keep the cylinders oiled? Is he one of those who doesn't stop 'til it's over? Okay, I'm done with the Command & Conquer jokes...
I know this might seem like a stupid question but... How much ammunition did Minny have when he arrived in Equestria? At the rate he fires at it won't last long and by the sound of it guns are unknown in this world. Therefore once's he's out of ammo, the only way to use him as a weapon is to club things with him.
4132354 I'm so smrt
WHAT.
THIS.
I CAN'T EVEN.
I'm SO reading this later.
I laughed.
is their going to be more? There should be more!
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You'll have to stay tuned.
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That's not a stupid question at all. It fact, it is quite an intelligent one. It will be explained in a future chapter.
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You know you can't resist.
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Yes, I do have plans for more.
....My feelings are mixed.
It's a clash between epicness and utter horror.
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4132354 If you think THAT was bad, you should've seen the string of rock puns I came up with in a Maud Pie discussion. Personally, I'd rather not talc about it...
Please don't send Minny after me
This was my first thought when I saw the title.
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I see. Don't worry, I won't send Minny after you. But I will send his older brother:
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(On the left.)
How could I see a premise like this and not immediately want more?
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Hmm... that picture reminds of me of that one movie... what was it called......
Oh, I remember! Herbie: Locked and Loaded!
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