Nightmare Moon’s mane flows
With power, wrecking landscapes
But forging friendships.
Gilda yelled a lot.
Then she roared at Fluttershy.
Unacceptable!
Nameless red dragon,
You must be so very tired.
Sleep for a century.
Blueblood is a prick.
Don’t let his big horn fool you.
His horn is quite small.
Flim and Flam are twins.
Wait, which one is which, again?
Eh, who really cares?
Trixie really is
The best unicorn ever!
Where’s my money, Seth?
Diamond Tiara
Lacks characterization
But has jewelry.
Silver Spoon seems weak
Influenced by those with power
Must be little spoon.
Diamond Dogs’ ears are
Very sensitive things! Stop
Whining, miss pony!
Dragons were mean jerks
Who would eat a phoenix’s eggs.
Wonder how that works…
Om nom! Spit! One more.
Repeat till Ponyville is
All chewed up and gone.
Half dragon half bird
The cockatrice is
Scary with its red—
Cadence isn’t nice.
She was bridezilla all day.
Oh, hi, Chrysalis.
King Sombra wanted
Slaves, crystals, and more vocab.
He got none of them.
Tirek: final boss
Ended up a shriveled husk
Back where he belongs.
Lightning Dust foils Dash
And not with aluminum.
She’s less scrupulous.
My, these rules are quite silly.
Where’s the fun in just
Five-seven-five? Discord instead!
Pfffffff.
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Glad you liked that one.
I thought it was clever too.
Oh no, I can't stop.
To be fair, Sombra's lines mostly consisted him grumbling to himself, and most people don't grumble to themselves in articulate prose either.
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That's true. However,
Accurate portrayals of
Characters these aren't.
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Unless I missed mine,
That must have been on purpose.
Please let it be so.
You don't have the skill
Of a poet such as I
Quit while you're ahead
God I love haiku
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Said my good friend Cynewulf.
Good thing I do too.
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Yes, it truly is
A great font for inspiration
That's why we're all here!
Wow.
Just...wow. Now that's fan-dedication! Or something like that.
If Zer0 from borderlands 2 wrote fan fics
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The most fun part was
Remembering each of them.
Didn't look one up!
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Haven't played that game,
But that character sounds like
A fun guy or gal.
5375506 A ninja he is
Turns invisible and kills
He speaks in Haikus
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If invisible
He turns, might he watch us now,
Amused by our words?
5375545 Highly unlikely
taking down Hyperion
takes priority
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That's a valid point.
Wouldn't want to interfere
With that vital task.
5375506
Uh...say what?
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Wikipedia
I used not a single time.
All from memory!
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You're going to stall my brain.
5375700
Quick, lose altitude!
Trade height for more oxygen,
Airspeed, and lift too.
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CTD
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Sorry! Have you tried
Turning it off first and then
Turning it back on?
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*chuckle* You're really good at this.
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Thank you! I do try.
I've gotten some good practice.
Hundreds of haikus.
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I should try more poetry...
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I hope this provides
You with the motivation
To fulfill your dream!
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My dream, alas, requires the participation of others. I need as many critiques as I can get from my first published story, so that I could learn and bring these insights into the stories I am currently writing, as well as any other future stories I may write.
Ideas are easy, but writing is hard. Or so they say.
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As part of the group
The Royal Guard let me help
Give you direction.
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Oh, by all means, please do! The story is here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/217169/revelations-book-1-pipsqueak-a-night-to-remember
Just to give you a heads up: The story is mostly like a broth of Slice Of Life, with a bit of strong herbal Dark. To give you an idea, I freaked my editor out and had to apologize to her. She was still able to edit it to the best of her ability.
Pleasantly surprised;
"Why do we love ponies so?"
Adult men ponder
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That pic made my day.
I wanted a reaction
As good as yours was.
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I, too, was surprised
At how positively this
Thing has been received.
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That was mentioned by
Fossil-Dragon-Messiah.
I should play that game.