Below, you will find
Over two hundred pony
Haikus to peruse.
Chapters one through four
Are a different type of fare
Than those following.
That is where the tags
For romance and slice of life
Become relevant.
Chapters (5)
- Member Since 30th Jun, 2012
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q97randomguy
I sometimes write but mostly edit. I'm also a PR for The Royal Guard.
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Pfffffff.
5373454
Glad you liked that one.
I thought it was clever too.
Oh no, I can't stop.
To be fair, Sombra's lines mostly consisted him grumbling to himself, and most people don't grumble to themselves in articulate prose either.
5373707
That's true. However,
Accurate portrayals of
Characters these aren't.
I see, you play DnD
did I fail my perception
check?
5374307
Unless I missed mine,
That must have been on purpose.
Please let it be so.
You don't have the skill
Of a poet such as I
Quit while you're ahead
My Little Pony:
Friendship Is Magic. 'Tis one
Great source for haikus.
God I love haiku
5374677
Said my good friend Cynewulf.
Good thing I do too.
5374613
Yes, it truly is
A great font for inspiration
That's why we're all here!
Wow.
Just...wow. Now that's fan-dedication! Or something like that.
If Zer0 from borderlands 2 wrote fan fics
5375485
The most fun part was
Remembering each of them.
Didn't look one up!
5375492
Haven't played that game,
But that character sounds like
A fun guy or gal.
5375506 A ninja he is
Turns invisible and kills
He speaks in Haikus
5375519
If invisible
He turns, might he watch us now,
Amused by our words?
5375545 Highly unlikely
taking down Hyperion
takes priority
5375552
That's a valid point.
Wouldn't want to interfere
With that vital task.
5375506
Uh...say what?
5375567
Wikipedia
I used not a single time.
All from memory!
5375573
You're going to stall my brain.
5375700
Quick, lose altitude!
Trade height for more oxygen,
Airspeed, and lift too.
5375711
CTD
5375727
Sorry! Have you tried
Turning it off first and then
Turning it back on?
5375737
*chuckle* You're really good at this.
5376159
Thank you! I do try.
I've gotten some good practice.
Hundreds of haikus.
5376169
I should try more poetry...
5376176
I hope this provides
You with the motivation
To fulfill your dream!
5376195
My dream, alas, requires the participation of others. I need as many critiques as I can get from my first published story, so that I could learn and bring these insights into the stories I am currently writing, as well as any other future stories I may write.
Ideas are easy, but writing is hard. Or so they say.
5376311
As part of the group
The Royal Guard let me help
Give you direction.
5376447
Oh, by all means, please do! The story is here: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/217169/revelations-book-1-pipsqueak-a-night-to-remember
Just to give you a heads up: The story is mostly like a broth of Slice Of Life, with a bit of strong herbal Dark. To give you an idea, I freaked my editor out and had to apologize to her. She was still able to edit it to the best of her ability.
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Pleasantly surprised;
"Why do we love ponies so?"
Adult men ponder
I didn't know Zer0 wrote fanfiction
5378612
That pic made my day.
I wanted a reaction
As good as yours was.
5378621
I, too, was surprised
At how positively this
Thing has been received.
5379714
That was mentioned by
Fossil-Dragon-Messiah.
I should play that game.
This piques my interest, I do love a good haiku. Let's see what you've got.
5390727
What I've got, you'll see,
Is enough haikus to fill
Up a library.
Clever ideas
Make the most clever stories
I must applaud you.
5459636
Why, thank you, good sir,
Or madam, or otherwise.
I'm glad you enjoyed!
Haikus are my fav
They seem so easy to make but,
Atleast they don't rhyme
5459658
While easy to make,
Crafting a story with them
Takes a lot of work!
5459647
This is the most fun
I have entertained in ages
With such poetry.
5459673
It is fun sometimes.
Others, I pull out my hair.
Figuratively.
These are neat! My favorites...
- Octavia's was a beautiful and simple metaphor.
- Pumpkin & Pound Cake's was quite clever.
- As well as the misdirection in Cheerilee's.
- Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
- Shining's, for D&D reference.
- Bulk Biceps, for using "thrust to weight ratio" in a haiku.
6060910
I thank you, good sir!
Pure "buffalo" sentences
Break haikus, alas.
ten outta ten. a hundred outta ten.