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Super Trampoline


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Written a year and a half ago for the More Most Dangerous Game but never officially released for general viewing until now because Super Trampoline kept saying he was going to beef up the short chapters first but eventually realized that was never going to happen and even if it did happen, it would mean a slightly longer sucky story instead of a short sucky story, Super Trampoline is now proud to present NIGHTMARE KNICKS!

The 1970 New York Knickerbockers possess the body of a young filly. The Mane 6 recruit Lyra who recruits Jerry West to fight back. A Past Sins parody. I'm so, so sorry, Pen Stroke. No I'm not.

TRIGGER: Incredibly Stupid Don't say I didn't warn you. :ajsmug:

Chapters (8)
Comments ( 23 )

Dark rituals from other dimensions summon Sonic to make shenannigans and get crap done... sounds legit :pinkiecrazy:

My brother spams this song so much that I now like it :B

Hands. She'd never tire of them, no matter how many stories were written reducing her to a one-note character.

There'll be more. It's only a matter of time before Lyra becomes a zero-note or maybe a negative-one-note character! And all will be well.

He felt the alicorn (old definition, not new one) of her horn in awe.

This has been the best first pony/human contact I have ever read.

Grab the unicorn's horn in a firm grip and shake like in a handshake while she nods back vigorously 8-)

I feel like I'm walking out of this fic a bit lighter. Like a great weight has been lifted from my shoulders. Or head ^_^

*flips over a table with an effigy of Pen Stroke on top*

THIS STORY NEEDED MORE FRIGGIN TAPIOCA PUDDING!!!

11/10 would read to Bad Horse over a Skype call :coolphoto:

Having powered through the dark magic crash course

Don't you mean having powdered through the dark magic crash course?

...Okay, I will see myself out.

5551155 You see, he used cocaine to stay awake, which is a powder, meaning that he powdered his way through.

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honestly, this is a somewhat barebones version. I planned on expanding it, but haven't gotten around to it yet.

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5717654
I gave you a downvote solely because this uses real people, and I'm against that and also against inconsistency, but honestly I don't know who the hell they are so I kind of don't give a damn and mostly I was just baffled by this whole thing. ._.

5718433 Such are the dangers of trying to review every single MMDG2 entry. I agree that this deserves a downvote, thought your reasons seem strange. Are you saying if I wrote a Joseph Stalin in Equestria story, you'd downvote it on principle, not on taste?

5718838 what about "Martin Shkreli Goes to Equestria and Gets Punched a Lot By Small Colorful Horses"?

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7376069
Who the fuck is that and also why is it back and why did it go away in the first place?

7376100 It was simply never published, for reasons expounded upon in the long description.

My God... A human fic that DIDN'T make me vomit from rage and disgust...

I know about as much about basketball as the average pony, but this was still a fun read. Thank you for it.

5551154
This was clearly made as a labor of love

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