“How the hay would I know? It's not like I read the articles.” Anyway, you came to the right pony. I can get laid quicker than any other pony in Equestria. Why—I can get the deed done in ten seconds flat.”

You close the quotation marks twice.

“Woah, Twi! TMI! I so did not need or want to know any of that. Rainbow flopped back in her chair. “Urgh.

And then you completely forget to close the quotation marks where you should.

“I meant 'met,' as in 'did the deed.'

And again.

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Corrections made, thank you!

7683768 Also, you have just been a writing machine this month.

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Well, this story is actually about a year old. I just finished it (finally).

7683783 Still, you've pumped out a decent number of stories this month.

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I'm shooting for 100 by my 4-year anniversary.

7683810 Good luck.

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#100 is being edited right now, so I think I'll make it. I hope.

7683819 One-Shotober has been fun, btw.

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Isn't it just!

Have you reached the stage where you're sleep-writing yet? I see it looks like you've got 30 chapters up.

Poor Rainbow Dash she tried a simple prank and it but her in the rear hard. Why do I feel by the end they are going to get Twilight laid somehow some way.

...
That was weird.

I spotted a few mistakes with the quotation marks here and there, do you wan't a list?

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Sure! I fixed three of them already, but there's probably more.

7683838 I've reached the stage where it's going to feel incredibly alien to not be desperately writing every single day. I feel like I'm never going to worry about any deadline that's longer than twenty-four hours ever again, because I'll just instinctively hammer it out. I feel like I probably need to decide what to write next, because otherwise it'll feel weird to not be.

Pinkie's romantic interludes transcend mortal understanding and sanity. Twilight was wise to not ask. That way lies Things Pony Was Not Meant to Know.

And a lot of confetti.

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Yeah, it's a weird feeling. I don't know what I'm going to do once I hit the end of Silver Glow's Journal. Seems like the more I write, the more I want to write. Just don't let it reach the level of obsession--that's bad.

7683843 KingMoriarty did is usual thing and most of them disapeared already, but:

Fluttershy?” Twilight exclaimed.

Missing the opening one (i guess it's called like that)

“When I got to Ponyville, there was even a different way of making friends for me. And I was tasked with learning more about friendship, remember?

And the closing one here (still assuming things...)

“I'm on it!' Spike grabbed a quill and a blank piece of parchment. Dear Princess Celestia—

ditto here. Plus the letter could get quoation mark too if he is still speaking.

7683875 'his' usual thing. In case 'is' is somehow a gender-neutral pronoun you're using because you didn't want to assume.

In which case, thank you.

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She's either the one who has a perfectly normal sex life, or the one who tells you about what she did last night and the only sane response is to drink until you forget.

After the scroll was sent, Twilight retreated to her bedroom. Thinking about Fluttershy, Big Mac, and Bulk Biceps. Along with Applejack and Caramel. One thing led to another...

"Personal best..." she breathed heavily after looking at the clock.

"Damnit!" Rainbow shouted from a cloud outside her window. "I demand a rematch!"

Anypony who dates Twilight had better have a fairly large tolerance for being used (just a little) as a research subject.

All Flash could do was stare. "You told Princess Celestia?"

"Yes?" Twilight squirmed, seeming to inspect a fascinating section of floor tile. "I had to! She was my teacher for over a decade!"

"Well, if that's all you told, I suppose..." Flash Sentry broke off at the obviously guilty look Twilight was radiating out of every pore. "Don't tell me. Let me guess. Cadence."

"Actually... I told her third, because Princess Luna had a completely different view on what we did, and I needed a neutral third party to break the tie, such as it was." That floor tile was getting an even more intense inspection now, as Twiight's nose was almost low enough to touch it. "Boy, did she break the tie. Shattered it all over the place. Hours of talking about stallions and... Not my brother, though. We didn't talk about him. Or to him about it. Ever."

"Well..." Flash Sentry bit his bottom lip and considered his position before saying it out loud just to reassure his nervous brain. "So the three other Princesses of Equestria know, and that's it. At least that's all the ponies who know. I'd hate for Shining Armor to find out before we have enough time to get him used to the idea."

About five years should do it. And a fifth of scotch.

"Yeah," said Twilight. She rubbed her nose against the floor tile and sighed. "Unless he reads the article I wrote for Equestrian Physiology Review. It should be out tomorrow."

Oh sweet ruts of Luna.
Brilliant. Just brilliant.

7683880 Tried for a "his" (dunno, king, his... seemed legit to me), but yesterday I was tired enough that I missed a few keys while writting. And I did not spot that one.

new avatar? I was just getting used to the previous one...

Ha, this was superbly done! Plenty humorous, just about the right touch of awkward and everyone felt reasonably in character and answered in ways I could see the characters actually conversing if the subject ever came up. Well done!

And best of all - I see it isn't marked as complete! Does that mean we will get to see the letter Twilight wrote to Celestia? The Princess' response? The conclusion to Twilight's (hopefully successful?) quest of finding a worthy stallion in Ponyville? Rainbow's hospital bill after falling off a cloud? Either way, can't wait for more

7684689 I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Poor Rainbow Dash she tried a simple prank and it but her in the rear hard. Why do I feel by the end they are going to get Twilight laid somehow some way.

Nothing like pulling the perfect prank and having it blow up in your face in an unexpected and spectacular fashion.

As for Twilight, well, who knows what the next short story will bring? Maybe she'll have her time to shine.

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Thanks! I think that's all of them, then.

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After the scroll was sent, Twilight retreated to her bedroom. Thinking about Fluttershy, Big Mac, and Bulk Biceps. Along with Applejack and Caramel. One thing led to another...
"Personal best..." she breathed heavily after looking at the clock.
"Damnit!" Rainbow shouted from a cloud outside her window. "I demand a rematch!"

You know, on a personal note, one of my friends started telling me about the time she and her boyfriend had done it at a funeral home and I quite honestly don't know what happened next because I made a conscious effort to not remember anything that she said and it actually worked. I feel that Twilight may also have put forth such an effort. I'm sure she knows some limited mindwipe spells (and if she didn't, I bet she does now).

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Can you imagine it?

I think there is at least one 'clopfic' where that's the basic premise--Twilight's 'first time' is interrupted frequently by her recording data which kind of kills the mood completely.

The one saving grace is that I think if you told Twilight beforehand that you weren't comfortable making your sex life public knowledge, she'd probably respect that. Probably.

Or else that would just mean that in her research article, you'd be known as "Stallion Doe."

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Oh sweet ruts of Luna.

That should be a pony swear.

Brilliant. Just brilliant.

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Ha, this was superbly done! Plenty humorous, just about the right touch of awkward and everyone felt reasonably in character and answered in ways I could see the characters actually conversing if the subject ever came up. Well done!

Thank you!

And best of all - I see it isn't marked as complete! Does that mean we will get to see the letter Twilight wrote to Celestia? The Princess' response? The conclusion to Twilight's (hopefully successful?) quest of finding a worthy stallion in Ponyville? Rainbow's hospital bill after falling off a cloud? Either way, can't wait for more

Unfortunately, you probably won't see any of those things.

Rather, this is (or I should say, will be) a collection of one-shots that are comedic and sexual in nature. But I don't currently know what I'm doing next. Whatever comes to me, I guess.

7689353 Teach it to Meghan.

Well, this got my interest. I just hope Twi gets laid.

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Oh, man, a pony swear guide. That would be so awesome. And probably so cute.
Maybe they should drink too much and start translating pony swears.

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Well, this got my interest. I just hope Twi gets laid.

It's all gonna be one chapter one-shots, and while Twilight might get some in one story or another, it's probably going to be funny, tragic, or both.

Rainbow stumbling onto the truth, and then getting smacked by it while eavesdropping, was the peak funny of this story. Overall, an amusing read.

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Rainbow stumbling onto the truth, and then getting smacked by it while eavesdropping, was the peak funny of this story. Overall, an amusing read.

Poor RD, comes up with what she thinks is the best prank ever and then it backfires so spectacularly.

It isn't Owlwolwiscious, is it?

First Owlowliscious, and now. . . .

Ah, Fluttershy. I never knew she had it in her. And now i learn she had two of them in her!

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As they say, it's always the quiet ones.

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There are times when spelling fails me, and that was one of those times.

I'm actually very glad Twilght skipped asking Pinkie. There lies madness, I'm sure.

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I'm actually very glad Twilght skipped asking Pinkie. There lies madness, I'm sure.

Oh, yeah. There's just some things you don't want to know.

Hahahaha oh dear. (I feel like I've said that a lot)

I've read a couple romance novels, to find out what all the fuss was about. And generally? Yeah, they tend to be pretty convoluted. *shrug* I admit I can be pretty shy, but I think I'm more perceptive than that.

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I can't say that I've ever read one, but I kind of figured.