• Member Since 16th Apr, 2016
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Myyyystery


I was just doing my imitation of Mystery! Weesnaw! "Well, keep working on it. That was terrible."

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I only want to know why can't other protags can be like the guy in this one! :D

Now I want an entire story based around Victor haha :rainbowlaugh:

I want this to be a full story so bad

I want more of this

Alternate ending: Twilight snapped and used her magic to bring a katana, chainsaw, and a shotgun and used all three on Victor

Wtf did I just read? Oh wait, yes, an amazing story! I love it! :pinkiecrazy:

11/10 great short big guy.

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That's what was implied by the last line.

And that’s the story of the St. Twilight’s Hearts and Hooves Day Massacre.

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7950931

Heh, didn't even think about that when I put in the last line, but hell, that's why I put it in: it's open open to interpretation. :raritywink:

Did she commit a massacre, was she herself massacred, what caused her to become a saint in the first place, why is it her massacre anyway, why are you in my house eating my food?

“Oh good, Twilight’s here to ruin today forever.”

This pony was single, weren't they?

“My family’s coming to town today!”

:facehoof:

What kind of family spent a romantic day for couples together like that?

I think this is the wrong Mature fic for that question.

He cut off her “plan” with a tight grasp of her horn,

*gasp* In public? Vicky, you cad! Or did Twi abolish the laws against hornjobs in public?

And I am going to be balls deep in Fluttershy.

... Threesome?

Rarity might be. Applejack too. Lyra if she doesn’t faint when I talk to her.

Fivesome? Someone's ... confident, aren't they?
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why are you in my house eating my food?

Because I'm too lazy to cook and I ran out of hot pockets.

7950931 I think my favorite part was the last line could refer to either the brutal shut down Twiggles just received or the literal murder spree she went on, following.

Consider this yet an additional vote for a full length Victor-in-spergcountryville tale. Season 1 asocial, adorkable, Twilight Sperglord is best Twilight. I enjoyed Myyyystery's writing style, to boot.

So thanks for that.

‘Son, don’t stick your dick in crazy. It doesn’t matter if she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose. In the end, she’s going to be like a tornado. She’ll suck and suck and then your house is gone.’”

nunca había escuchado un consejo tan bueno

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