• Published 14th Oct 2017
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Pinkie Pie's Coke Dealer Gets Stiffed - Super Trampoline



Pinkie's Cocaine dealer is an anthropomorphic cat named Thrilla Vanilla. Things don't go too well for him. A cursory discussion of Equestrian drug culture and policy also occurs. And also interspecies breeding.

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The Tragic and Underwhelming End

While Thrilla Vanilla was passing through the Macintosh Hills, this itinerant cockatiel turned him to stone, and Pinkie soon ran out of cocaine.

Author's Note:

The End

Comments ( 11 )

And that's how Equestria was ... no, not going to do it.

:facehoof:

That certainly happened. I think keeping the thumb ratio perfectly balanced is the best way to express my opinion of this piece.

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You know what early story of mine I would compare this to? Flutterburp.

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Snowflame was an actual, canon DC villain from the Eighties who was literally powered by cocaine. He is amazing.

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That is the absolute 80sest thing

:derpytongue2: I think this is the perfect Pinkie Pie Story.

Equestria is powered by friendship mountains of cocaine.

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