Couch Gagging

lazyreader19 #1 · Jun 25th, 2018 · 2 · ·

She levitahto’ed

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Also poor Somnombula and her thousand year thirst.

Loved Maggie-Tempest too, though Mastermind Midnight gives me the heebie jeebies. Though lacy undergarments and heels are an interesting side-effect, if that is her behind that.

“Turn around...and gimme dat butt! ”

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Ri2

Ri2 #2 · Jun 25th, 2018 · 2 · ·

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Uh...okay, I guess this is because I've been actively avoiding the M-rated stories, so...I have no idea what's going on. Sunset is haunted by Somnambula's ghost? Tempest is Fluttershy's future daughter? Midnight is controlling Twilight to take over the world, or...something?

DwarvishPony

DwarvishPony #3 · Jun 25th, 2018 · 3 · ·

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I love how Midnight has a better understanding of how Sunset thinks than Twilight does.

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Ooh, boy, you've no idea how far this rabbit hole goes.

Ri2

Ri2 #4 · Jun 25th, 2018 · 1 · ·

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What I know is that Twilight somehow thought it would be a brilliant idea to make a sex toy out of beans which is wildly popular, Sunset got roped into helping her build a company and hates every second of it, Rainbow has a penis for some reason, and there's a...couch nobody wants to touch?

shallow15

shallow15 #5 · Jun 25th, 2018 · 1 · ·

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Keep in mind the stories aren't rated M because they're porn. They're rated M primarily for language, the general concept, nudity, and a lot of stupidly frank talk about sex and genitalia. If there is actual sex happening, It's generally limited to a paragraph or two and outside of a bare minimum of description to get the point across, usually glossed over pretty quickly.

So yeah rated M, but not actually porn.

CapNTilfy

CapNTilfy #6 · Jun 25th, 2018 · 1 · ·

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Hoo boy, do I have some things on my mind after reading this. Nothing bad, but also nothing I can ask/discuss here.

Neece

Neece #7 · Jun 25th, 2018 · 1 · ·

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So Starlight. Should've expected that, really.
Twilight's love for Sunset might still save the world... If Sunset can choose to become a sexual being through magical shenanigans. In the timeline without Beanis existing she got pregnant from dash and didn't seem to think sex was gross, so there's most likely more to get sexual orientation than simply who she is.

Still, curious on how this will go. The Simpsonian into made me chuckle.

FanOfMostEverything

FanOfMostEverything #8 · Jun 25th, 2018 · 5 · ·

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Huh. If Fluttershy's pregnant with Tempest, there's only a handful of years before the advent of Beanos...

Okay, Ballkickers I can understand, but what multiply concussed soccer veteran thought "Knobgobblers" was a good name?

I can definitely relate with Twilight's normal person simulation and her determining when best to drop it. That said...

This area makes me far too purple to be walking around.

... Uh, that's racist? Really not sure how to interpret it.

In any case, I do feel bad for heartbroken Twilight. Even Midnight is just distracting herself through work. But the story itself was a delightful blend of standard BCU, the Simpsons, and Bill and Ted. Thank you for it.

Dolomite

Dolomite #9 · Jun 25th, 2018 · 1 · ·

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Fuzzyfurvert #10 · Jun 25th, 2018 · 2 · ·

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the story itself was a delightful blend of standard BCU, the Simpsons, and Bill and Ted.

You don't know how much I agonized over that Bill and Ted reference. It's so old at this point, I didn't know if anyone would pick it out.

MythrilMoth

MythrilMoth #11 · Jun 26th, 2018 · 2 · ·

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She levitahto’ed a spare beanis out of a drawer

How ludo!

(Drive-thru scene)

Wow. That happened. That happened right up the butt.

Canterlot Ballkickers
Southside Knobgobblers

Why

just why

It hit the ground once, bounced skyward and landed with the suction cup end side down on a park bench next to a surprised hipster mom that really only jogged to meet men half her age more so than stay in shape.

Now THAT is an amazing and hilarious mental image. Especially since I'm picturing that startled hipster mom as Mrs. Shy and I have no idea why.

Fluttershy probably wasn’t in that much better shape, but she had those naturally long legs that didn’t need flirty little heels to draw attention.

Oh, Twilight's legs draw PLENTY of attention...

This area makes me feel far too purple to be walking around.

That's chromist!

(Besides, it's PINKS who have THAT reputation...)

“Oh hey, Twilight, do you walk this way into work too?” He held up a hand in greeting. (She wanted to say his name was...Gash Entry?)

Only when Somnambula is concerned. And sometimes Ditzy Doo.

She swallowed her eggs and fished out another mouthful with her tongue, putting her hands up in front of her and clenching her fists as if she were holding a wheel. She kept her eyes on the road, watching for threats her innocent mother might miss, but also watching the street signs and lines on the asphalt. She flexed her bean foot to feather a phantom gas pedal.

I'm embarrassed to admit that it took me until THIS paragraph--even WITH the title and cover image--to catch WHAT was going on here. I honestly didn't equate the flung minibeanis with the nuclear rod until I saw this.

Well played, and damn you. (Though...that makes Twilight Lisa then? What?)