Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening/Night Everypony!

There is something I feel all (six) of my followers should know! (This is the shameless plug part)

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Well, I'm back! And with enough stories to fill up a small, poorly-written (but with correct grammar) book. I took a 7-day cruise of the Gulf of Mexico over my spring break, and am not ready to come back to school (even though I already have).

Time for some stats!
Because I'm a engineer, that's why.

Sunburns Received: 1
SCUBA Dives: 4
Bars Sat In For Free Internet: 3
Bronies/Pegasisters Met: 1
Dates Made: 1 (with above)
40-Year Old Gay Men Hitting On Me: 1 (I'm 18, by the way)

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Yes,

Yet again I'm going on vacation, and will be out for the next week. If you need me, I'll be on a beach somewhere.

さいおなら、
Jcel4569

Pre-vacation Unread Update Count: 19

OK, everypony, big news time!

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I want you to imagine something:

You are walking out onto a large terrazzo surrounding a square grass field. It is very dark, and lightly raining. You can see many of the students are walking out there with you.

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"Now say it again, slowly."

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"You're telling me I'm 18?"

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"How the heck is that even possible? I don't get it."

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"Day one stuff? Now your just messing with me."

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"Just shut up. There is no way it's my birthday."

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"Crap, your right. Now, how did I forget?

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It's a freaking miracle! I finally got my issued laptop, and people are starting to treat me like an actual human being again! Things are looking up for me.

Final count of Story Updates: 80

Notifications: 372

Messages: 1

Pretty good for 5 weeks.

I'm looking forward to dragging my disconnected butt back into this world. I've missed it here.

Maybe I'll find some pictures to put up.

It's good to be back.

Doolie Day Out, best day of my life so far.

3 Mountain Dews, 7 cookies, and a pizza later, my butt is relaxing for the first time in 2 weeks.

I've taken so much crap in this two weeks, I don't know where to begin.

I dropped 10 pounds, can do 70 cadence push-ups, and run in combat boots.

I can yell across the terrazzo, and I have missed music like none other.

The best part, I still have 12 more days of PT hell coming up.

Welcome to Jack's Valley.

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Well, guess what!

Yes, it's finally that time.

I'm leaving my current life and getting thrown into a much different affair.

Just a reminder, I will still exist, and will gain back access to the internet in August.

Until then, I'm not going to be around much.

When I do get back, however, I'm returning with a vengeance.

There will be a lot of things to catch up on.

A few individual words:

Azu: That story will become huge. If it does not, something is wrong.

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Saturday, June 30th, 2012

On this day, my life is going to make a drastic change.

Coincidentally, it is the day BroNYcon begins.

Authors, bronies, friends,

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